Russel Pepper

Palm tree on a surfboard flashbacks from Windows Media Player

STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]

That’s no gouda.

💯 Can’t forget the second big mistake when we secretly imported Nazis because we wanted to win the arms and space races, either.

Not nearly as hard as what you went through.

Yeah, right. So you're telling me you can boast a whopping 11% conversion rate for subscriptions, AND top the incredibly unmatched...170,000--wait, that number can't be right. Surely they didn't hire someone with that unimpressive of a resume...right?

Oh I like that one. I usually said he made music for guys who only see their kids during supervised weekend visits.

Famous German singer that sang "Kann nicht genug von deiner Liebe bekommen, Baby"

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Me, any time I'm reminded of the GG years.

The overarching was fun here and there, which is always a plus on these.

We’re only as white as our usefulness to them.

This reads like Roger’s ortolan ritual in that American Dad episode.

I rarely meet anyone that hears that damn voice when someone says good luck, or even remembers it. I think I love you is that ok

It was always going to be their hubris and feeling untouchable that brought them down. I'm just glad Salacious Crumb shanked Jabba in the end.

Reply guys are just temporarily embarrassed posters.

Surrogacy doesn't give them the sick feeling of being the "savior" to the child. I'd almost guarantee that's their difference. But of course they'd never say that.

I didn't think I could find anything else to love about him, but he correctly called it a foward slash and now I'll run through a wall for Zohran.

Followed up with "You called it bias, you should know" when he asked about the poll she was referring to.

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Maybe it’s to blend in and it’s just McGruff there to play fed and agitate!

My FIL recently went through his huge collection of challenge coins when we visited. None looked as cringe and ridiculous as this.

Don’t call him a hillbilly. He’s a suburban kid cosplaying. Most of us who actually grew up in Appalachia hate him.

We all just wanna see if it reacts when interacted with.

Can't spell stochastic without T-A-C-O!

The Debbie Downer skits from Rachel Dratch escaped containment and became real people.

They’ve been trying since Longhorn and WinFS to move to something like that, but with little success.

I should clarify that I 100% agree with you and absolutely hate it, just wanted to mention how shocked I was to realize what I took for granted in terms of tech literacy. The “digital native” generation was correct, just not in the way we expected.

I realized around 2019 that the college students in my web design class needed an entire lesson on file systems. They had no idea what a folder/directory or file path was. I think Windows 11 is trying to solve for a problem caused by the prevalence of tablets and smartphones as primary interfaces.

That was Nicky Jam.

I thought we just called these "comedians" jesters once upon a time?

I think for this particular pied piper you're right, but based on what I've seen with my family, they'll just fall for the next guy.