Jesus drank.

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Ooooooooohhhhh . . . He's toast. Thenkew.

Likewise. I'm all feet.

a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera . Alt: Jim Carrey shuddering in disgust.

Ugh. Feeling skeevy cuz had to place an Amazon order to use my Store Card so it wouldn't be canceled (a bad thing for credit report).

The above sentence fragment could benefit from an initial "This is the Republican Party using . . . ", so we'll allow the possessive "its" here bc the propaganda *belongs* to the Republicans.

Prayer card to St. Anthony: Tony, Tony, lokk around. Something's lost and must be found!"

"These people do it naturally. Naturally ... they don't get a bad back, because if they get a bad back, they die."

Um, yeah. I don't eat ground glass. Naturally.

MONEY ENEMAAAAAAAAAH!

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See? There *is* space for frivolity in our current hellscape.

Sounds like the VFX folks were in a rattletrap RV chugging along behind the luxury Motorhome bus.

My loved one used to say "I need a long person!"

Great link. Thanks!

Take the L. You are incorrect. I'm not even going to bother to post a reference because I'd rather wait to see yours.

You gotta hand it to Michael McKean, tho. Nailed it. Especially toward the end. Oh, yeah . . . @mjmckean.bsky.social

Hey! Well, this is a first.

a fireworks display with the words woohoo written on it Alt: a fireworks display with the words woohoo written on it

Finally got over 300!!

Being drunk is NO excuse. He went from 🥰 to ☠️ in the space of 1/2 hr. Dodge that bullet!

FLIGHT RISK.

All of those out-of-context *projector* emojis over the years now make sense. TYVM

Saul Berenson (Mandy Patinkin) of "Homeland" saying, "You're bleeding."

I've been waaaaaaaiting for the opportunity to use this screenshot.

What a childish bully. I hope OP gets some wise counsel soon and *heeds* it.

I've been muting Capehart bc he stayed. Glad to see this.

Bra-a-a-a-a-ains . . .

That is what a narcissist's panic looks like.

Available upgrade: *Self Cleaning* pez dispenser but for chicken nuggets

Now *that's* a terrorist.

Thanks for the reminder . . . gonna make some Cherman red cabbage this week.

To this feckin' day I can't read or watch anything about Challenger or Diana. Emotional self-preservation.

The cycle of Violence-Apology-Honeymoon-Escalation-Violence has explicitly commenced.