Madge

Assume they mean Watford 😏

Jill Scott.

Our little rescue’s before & after 😍

The men getting triggered by this 🍿 😂

A screenshot of the dogs trust website featuring two listings for dogs. One is labelled Cooper who is a lurcher in Glasgow, 8+ years old and large. Below him is a brown dog in a green harness. Both dogs are sitting on progress pride flags

Important news!

Dogs Trust have made the dogs gay for pride month

This right here has me proper raging

Wouldn’t even cross my mind to leave, sat on the floor distracting my beloved dog when it was his time to go 💔

@bobmort.bsky.social
But why doesn’t Gary just call the police from the bunker? 🤯

Awww when we lost our dog recently it was our cleaning person who shared the pain most 🐾 💔

‘The wife’ 🚩

This sentence though….

The incident caused an immediate rupture: Starkey labelled his bandmate “Toger Daktrey” and complained he was “bringing formal charges of overplaying” against him.

I actually do this! 😬

A feature length movie is far better for young brains than endless short clips

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

Thought the same, surely long distance is best time to ignore your other half & get some sleep!

I feel your bigger issue now is use of the term ‘narcotic’ to sound edgy, surely no American says copper?

Do you know of any aimed at young adult/men?

I loved this phone

I got told as a child if you peeled it all off in one go and there were 12 pieces it was lucky and you could make a wish, yes I still do this.

Who says this is a woman posting?

a pigeon leans down and pecks at a clump of gum on the sidewalk, saying "some sort of sticky clump worm. Chewy. Just gotta pry it up and-" The pigeon, having wrested the gum from the pavement, blows a bubble, exclaiming "oh!" The pigeon with the gum begins to float up into the sky, carried by the gum bubble, saying "I can fly!! Dare I dream the impossible dream that I can soar above the earth?" A second pigeon interjects "you could already fly." The pigeon with the gum says "shut the fuck up. For once in your life get over your asinine need to feel smarter than everyone else and shut the fuck up. You're not adding anything."

a pigeon finds some gum on the sidewalk

#BlueSky

Top Doctor 🙄

My thoughts on Farage.

Full version here: youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

We’re coming to Hastings.

Join us in conversation as we discuss dropping banners behind politicians, projecting on buildings and how we create some of our biggest interventions. Thursday 27th February, Henry Ward Hall, from 7pm.

👉 Tickets available now - see link in our profile

“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”

From the new Private Eye, out now.

I’ve let him know, thank you!

My boy read Varjak Paw with year 5 in school and loved it, he struggles with dyslexia and didn’t manage to finish it at school but refused to quit as the story was so good, thank you 🥰