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@dayla.bsky.social

i love myself (they/he) dont be weird to me

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lol, and also lmao,

15.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭 amazing

14.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

give me polls i promise i can be trusted with polls on here i swear

13.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao some teens just asked me to buy weed for them lololol

13.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

making everyone listen to gaga at work today

12.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

agreed!!

12.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh def gonna use them. i have felt liberated with postin off the dome but also i love & miss a draft dump, feels good to see all the half baked and unedited bits of my brain in one place

12.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i could go for a grimace shake rn

09.12.2024 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after a year of nonstop listening to mayhem im taking this back and i love 100% of all of the songs including the extras. no skips gaga is everything

12.02.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh oh my god i have drafts

12.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Wassily Kandinsky, Yellow, Red, Blue, 1925

11.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ’•

11.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey :) u want yr heat seater on?

11.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

right!!!!

11.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cats are creatures of the liminal, the in-between. it goes against their nature to only have one option, they have no patience or understanding for our artificial boundaries (doors)

11.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

aw thats nice to hear ☺️☺️!! i def wanna read annihilation, he's a good writer, i'll let u know how it goes

11.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

found a sturgeon carcass and a beaver skeleton on my river bank walk today !!!!

11.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

full back tattoo concept

11.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

borne by jeff vandermeer, author of annihilation. real good kinda post-apocalypse sci-fi biotech scavenger world, very human struggles and real weird beasties. would rec πŸ‘πŸ‘

11.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

finished my first book of the year :)

11.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the frogs are LOUD tonight, lads. spring is coming

09.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If i had to play football, I would simply get really good at jumping, then jump or double-jump over anyone who ran at me

09.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

gay

08.02.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely!!!! the trust they have in him is completely unfounded lmao

06.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this episode had me screaming!!!!

06.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Human: It’s safe for me to drink from this bottle that is clearly labeled as being for monsters…

05.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

im finally able to watch the chair company wowowow

05.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe im embarrassing

05.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

two separate parts of my horoscope told me i need to stop using my humor to mask my depth of feelings and to that i say no thanks

04.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

haircut day for me

04.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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