Dylan D.

Are the cis Toronto art queers ok?? I just saw an "urgent call for subletters" post which was actually just you PAYING to cat sit for someone in November...

Who isn't a sucker for one big arm on a cutie with a pool net...I remember more of this than I thought

Big arm

This is the movie that really sucked any value out of all previous work (as a Village apologists)

Only Google the baffling questions at work

Sometimes a year's worth of cortisol hits and you can't focus your eyes for a week

When did October start being a test?

I have a problem because the thumbnail really made me go check if defunctland took a sharp but fun turn

Niche Toronto content: somehow witnessing 2 Dupont busses waiting for the 63

NOW we're pissing on company time

What else are you gonna do...buy slightly better protein and still feel broke. At least sparkles and lines are fun to look at

Especially "that guy" apologists

That man can explain the Eucharist any time

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

I will NEVER stop evangelizing about 1996s "First Wives Club"

Been a year now. Give yer cats a little treat for thanksgori. He and we’d both appreciate it.

Some days you scrungle some days you are scrungled

You: stressed, overheating in fancy clothes carding ungrateful heterosexuals around town

Me: eating discount onigiri in the park after working out and thinking bout that turkey soup I am gonna eat for dinner

Hosting orphan holidays the Friday before the scheduled holiday is really the way to go about it

Something something..the glimmering light in your eyes.. something...steak dinner? (Who to me)

Truly an optimal way to trick yourself into eating a whole cabbage

Thanksgiving but make it 8-11 flavours of trans femmes and nonbinary folk. This is my Olympics

This time last year I was sitting in an emergency vet being told to seriously consider kitty open heart surgery. Happy thanks-Gori

I turned on the heat, my girl is napping under a blanket beside me and I am playing silksong (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

I have been saved by a Cotton Ginny find at the value village

I love the concept of plus size curated vintage
I don't love the reality of being asked to pay 100$ for something that still doesn't fit and I would need to dye

Thrifting date but it's because you invited too many people over for Thanksgiving because last year your cat died on Thanksgiving and you are burnt turkey alone, and now you don't have enough knives and forks

New catchphrase for every time I take off my shirt: Lookin Good

I had moths and had to take apart two sweaters I knit that were super important to me. Hoping I can make something just as important from the yarn I saved

Many such cases