Mark Shatraw

If it's not about Epstein exactly, it seems like Kubrick somehow successfully postulated his existence

Though if you told me that Jones, in 6th grade, punched out the class clown and said "I cannot sanction your buffoonery," I would believe you

The news is bad but the treats are good - orders close Sunday 2/8

I have only ever seen the scene where the crew spontaneously breaks into the Soviet national anthem (I think sea shanties might be a cure for the male loneliness epidemic) but I have been convinced of the movie's quality

I'm from dairy country and, during the summer on a bad wind day, you will *absolutely* smell it in the middle of town

Andor S1 being functionally perfect was also going to magnify any problem S2 had

If these are the people I think they are, they are considered "not in communion with Rome" so like...sure.

Mad respect to any architect who says "I am going to make a LEGO set"

The smell is bad but democracy is good

Cannot emphasize the importance of the "wait what happened in 2025" button enough

One thing about James Talarico and Raphael Warnock that I appreciate is that they can talk about Scripture without sounding like oleaginous weasels

I referenced Reince Priebus's "Bailey's in the Lucky Charms" drop earlier this year and I wonder if that's about where DOJ is

Real Israeli parliament hours

If you think you have legal exposure here, have a lawyer before you need a lawyer

Mackenzie Scott gives it away like a cursed Incan idol and it keeps coming back

Tony Hale performance art

Remember his fundraiser where he would stay off the Internet for every $5 he got?

The Signal mods could do that but for free!

I think a lot about Peggle when I think about smart phones: bright lights, fun animations, things go plunk real good. All to get you to play more.

I've only ever wanted to be Internet Famous enough to get free Coke Zero. Or maybe Oreos. Preferably not famous enough for people to get weird.

I don't know that my parents know exactly who Bari Weiss is but they clocked the foul vibes *immediately* and now mostly watch NBC

Potluck dinner

Gabbard doesn't have the record of personal enrichment that, say, MTG has during her tenure in Congress but I would also easily believe that MTG is a better investor than Gabbard

Happy birthday! I apparently have been 44 for the last two years lol

GIMME MY SHARK LEGO bsky.app/profile/mark...

If my math is right, in about another eight years they're going to dip into the '90s themes to remaster and I'm going to be turbo broke

*movie announcer voice* Wells Fargo is coming. This time, it's personal.

It is *wild* to see a politician who
1. wanted their current job
2. is enjoying their current job
3. is not necessarily looking to transform said job into a six-figure no-show lobbying job
Zohran's videos feel like they come in from another universe

The fun thing about the laws of thermodynamics is that they aren't waiting on the FTC to enforce them

Somebody in my mentions put Kessler Syndrome into my brain recently so there's that to consider too