The genius art of unfathomability. Lost on mere mortals sadly
05.08.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
YouTube video by exumedcat
The Dickies - Banana Splits
Does just faster count?
youtu.be/flMS2gHFOH0
03.08.2025 13:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Like magic. Penn and no Teller sort of
03.08.2025 11:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Wonโt be joining the Nige Arian party then?
Sorry
02.08.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Only 14,000 jobs available apparently
01.08.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sadly patients only come before profits alphabetically
29.07.2025 20:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
One manโs shame eh?
29.07.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bin the Din as the Sun might of said
29.07.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The elephant in the room is under a bedsheet. Very puzzling ๐คจ
29.07.2025 12:19 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We could call it Quid Game
28.07.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Letโs pray Dubai is safe
27.07.2025 10:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
#totp
Blimey Rod Argent will never hold his head up again
25.07.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh Bondi Up Yours
23.07.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
He is fully and almost solely responsible
23.07.2025 15:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Heโs gone ahead to get Trumps room ready
22.07.2025 19:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Why was it staring at a ruler?
20.07.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Gonna need to put a bit more grease on that piglet. Things getting sticky
18.07.2025 14:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
#SWEENG
Bloody hell. That was like playing nearest the bull and winning with a double 3
17.07.2025 21:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Still gonna put my dough on martial law
17.07.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Swinging pendulums and Greg Wallace. You did that on purpose
14.07.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You never see Trump blush
14.07.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
#climatechange
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your skin cancer and soggy feet. It was their final, most essential command
Ohwell
14.07.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thereโs gonna be a better quality of sandwich in the Reform canteen
14.07.2025 15:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Theyโre coming out then
12.07.2025 21:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Donโt be a plumb
12.07.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Wait until Kermit tries to hop aboard the Orient Expressโฆ
12.07.2025 20:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Or who has to use his SM58 after
12.07.2025 20:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
And youโll have drier plimsolls
12.07.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Mmmโฆ.Buggers my escape route
12.07.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Be like George and use a full stop to bowl the plod a googly
12.07.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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