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You might know me from Twitter as TobiasBDog. But the doggo I named my Twitter for has passed away. It didn't feel right to keep his name. So hi. Here I am. Not a portly hound dog but a 40 some year old woman with psoriatic arthritis.

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Eva is a counselor at a Day Camp and is introducing herself to her campers. She wants them to know that she is ready to handle anything.

Eva: I'm Eva, your camp counselor. You can ask me anything.

Panel 2

The campers begin throwing questions at her.

Camper 1: Why is the sky blue?

Camper 2: Can I go home?

Camper 3: WHERE ARE THE SNACKS?

Panel 3

The campers continue with the questions.

Camper 4: Is God real?

Camper 5: Why is Grandma sick?

Camper 3: WHEN IS SNACK TIME?

Panel 4

Eva regrets everything.

Camper 6: Why do Mom and Dad yell?

Camper 7: Why do I get bullied?

Camper 3: SNACKS?

Don't worry, they all had snacks immediately after this.

Panel 1 Eva is a counselor at a Day Camp and is introducing herself to her campers. She wants them to know that she is ready to handle anything. Eva: I'm Eva, your camp counselor. You can ask me anything. Panel 2 The campers begin throwing questions at her. Camper 1: Why is the sky blue? Camper 2: Can I go home? Camper 3: WHERE ARE THE SNACKS? Panel 3 The campers continue with the questions. Camper 4: Is God real? Camper 5: Why is Grandma sick? Camper 3: WHEN IS SNACK TIME? Panel 4 Eva regrets everything. Camper 6: Why do Mom and Dad yell? Camper 7: Why do I get bullied? Camper 3: SNACKS? Don't worry, they all had snacks immediately after this.

Day Camp (Part 2) - Gator Days

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This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.

The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.

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Never a truer word...

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Cuteness overload: baby vulture edition!

Important? βœ…οΈ
Nature's cleaning crew? βœ…οΈ
Smart as heck? βœ…οΈ
Adorable? βœ…οΈ

#lovevultures πŸͺΆ

16.07.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1395    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 7

The U.S. Defense Department just gave this company $200 million.

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β€œ.. On Wednesday, Trump said he β€œwas surprised” that Mr. β€˜Too Late’ was appointed in the first place.” 🀑

@jesskarl.bsky.social @opinion.bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

16.07.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

We urge Turkish and French intervention in Syria, to keep the hostile state of Israel from continuing its illegal expansionist actions and terrorist attacks. Syria require airdefence systems and Israel requires international sanctions from the EU and Turkey.

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The secret to Baltimore's extraordinary year This April, Baltimore saw five homicides.

1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS

Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows

How did the city do it?

Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue

16.07.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19155    πŸ” 5555    πŸ’¬ 320    πŸ“Œ 407
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The Trump Administration Is Violating the First Rule of Disasters Good disaster management is premised on preparation.

The Trump administration’s press to quickly strip down FEMA is being tested against a devastating disaster for the first time. And it is violating a basic precept of emergency management, @zoeschlanger.bsky.social reports:

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REP. @rokhanna.bsky.social: β€œTrump is getting ratioed on Truth Social by his own base.”

He says they have enough Republican support to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files.

16.07.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 16
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PLEASE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EPSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

16.07.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 21573    πŸ” 4129    πŸ’¬ 2482    πŸ“Œ 585

I can only assume I'll have a heart attack from the pain when it gets too bad.

I don't want to find out.

16.07.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was literally told by fucking Pennie to try to contact the manufacturer to see if I can get the drugs at low cost.
Ma'am. I make more than 50k a year and that's too much for a discount from them. Granted, not much now but they don't care. Their limit caps are hard and fast.

16.07.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As bad and as battered as my body currently is, as dysfunctional as it is, I know it can and will get worse if I don't get the medication I need soon.

I am at the mercy of the insurance companies.

16.07.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#WerewolfWednesday #thehowling #movieposter #horrorsky

16.07.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s probably three times what a speechwriter for the President of the United States makes

16.07.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 696    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 3

Because fuck feeding the hungry or something

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Why?! 😭

16.07.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 32
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First look at Linda Hamilton in the final season of 'STRANGER THINGS'

4 DiscussingFilm & @DiscussingFilm Follow First look at Linda Hamilton in the final season of 'STRANGER THINGS'

She played Eleven when the show started

16.07.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1367    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4
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Immigration court felt like a murderous reality show today.

The judge granted two gentlemen asylum hearings in 2029. But it was all a shamβ€”They were abducted by ICE before they left the building.

There is more the City & the State must do. We cannot allow the rule of law to be eroded case by case.

16.07.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2671    πŸ” 912    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 22

After mismanaging the MTA for 10+ years as Governor, Andrew Cuomo would now like to mismanage it as Mayor.

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www.vanityfair.com/news/epstein...

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