Arachne Moon

“Are you okay?”

How broadly are we speaking here?
If alive is an acceptable definition, then yes.

I am okay! 👍✨

What I need:
💕Snuggles💕

What I’m getting:
💥Struggles💥

I know, it’s surprising. But I’ve looked into it and it checks out.
The 💀 remain wholly unproductive.

All workers should be paid a living wage.
This is because all workers are, in actuality, alive.

So sorry I’m late! I forgot time keeps passing literally always (terrible idea)

Face ID: 【 Ｆａｃｅ　Ｎｏｔ　
Ｒｅｃｏｇｎｉｚｅｄ　|　Ｔｒｙ　
Ａｇａｉｎ】

Me: But, this is the only face I have .___.

A haunted house, but the ghosts are just the people you’ve ghosted 👻

Those boos are personal 💀

TFW the trends of your past make a comeback and suddenly you’re both stylish and a certified antique 💀

Feel like I’m being haunted by velour tracksuits and cargo pants 💀

Not sure I’ll ever get used to our early 2000s fashion choices rising from the grave to tell us we’re outdated.

Like some kind of Bratz themed zombie apocalypse 👄💅

“Have you eaten today?”

Excuse me, I had a V8 Energy.
That for sure contains the life force of *at least* 1 vegetable 🥕

hAvE YoU EaTeN ToDaY 😤😒

Needs more boardgames 🤔

When I say I want a partner who’s “ready to commit” forget marriage, this is what I mean 😂🥰

Picture of Sailor Moon in a swimsuit and sunglasses drinking a fruity beverage from a stemmed glass with a straw. Text reads: Life is best without TRASH. T. Transphobes R. Racists A. Ableists S. Sexists H. Homophobes

Chaotic image collage that reads: No Likes Won’t Stop My Compulsive Shitposting

How am I?
Buckle up buttercup, we’ve been talking for less than a minute and you’re about to be in way over your head 💀

Remember, capitalism strongly condemns idleness.
Be a rebel, take a nap 💖

Open acceptance and support of people’s diverse realities and experiences also lessens any pressure one may feel to fake anything.
As such it helps even in any, “But they could be faking it-“ situation.
(A common concern I’ve seen raised in conversations about acceptance)

When we let people be themselves, we are making space for them to free themself from the burden of pretending to be something they’re not.
There is less pressure to mask or conform.
There is freedom to explore themself and discover their own truth.

It’s important to assume that people know their own minds, bodies, genders, and orientations better than anyone else.

Livin’ la vida loca
But not willingly

SAG-AFTRA Strike, explained

✨

“Alright, just a little snack then back to work”

*proceeds to grab an entire feast*

✨New procrastination method unlocked✨

Hurt by the sun, impossibly cold, deathly pale, nocturnal, insatiable craving for fruit.

I’m like a vampire if vampires had been inspired by fruit bats
🍎🍊🥭🍑🍓🥝🦇

Me: *grabs a few essential groceries*

10 Items Or Less Cashier: That’ll be $100

🥲🫠💸

#WellThen #Thanks #Inflation

I never Twitted so we’ll see how this goes I guess.

ME: [posting on Bluesky] This ain't my first rodeo, this is actually my second rodeo but the first rodeo was destroyed under strange and bizarre circumstances by a weird little billionaire