Scott Williams

Tbf I wouldnt really have expected him to be able to do much, there are plenty of other people to help... but the way he manages to look so lost and awkward at moments when he hasn't been given a task to do

Americans:Mr President, the price of insulin, ventolin and epipens is unaffordable, please do something
President: today we announce we are lowering prices on "fat drugs"

Hey USA. Trump has spent almost $100million playing golf in the 9 months he's been president.
It only took a few day to decide and demolish the east wing for a $300million dollar ballroom.
You need to let him go out and just play golf ALL THE TIME. It's cheaper and better for everyone really

Does it still count if an athiest offers thoughts and prayers?

Why didn't he have a gun to defend himself with?

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Trump sending in troops to take over cities.
The 2nd amendment people must be thrilled that they finally get to take up all those arms they've been stockpiling for this day!

I can't wait to see how strongly worded the letter from the UN to Israel is going to be! Going to be a total scorcher.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Some things deserve to be erased and forgotten

Sounds like you are trying to convince everyone to stay home so you can snatch up the bargains yourself

It's 2025 and mobile global roaming charges still start from $1/MB... THAT'S RIGHT, with an M and charge in kb blocks.
LOL, what part of the internet even operates at levels of kb of data now.
Loading the Google search page is multi MB of data

Scientists don't need to spend billions building large hadron colliders, they can just give some atoms to a 1yr and they'll smash it into the smallest possible parts for the cost of a snack

Maybe our species doesn't deserve to exist after all

If we cancel her visa we still need a way to remove her from the country, so why not both?

I always get confused on the spelling... is it "Streisand" or "Striesand"?

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Personally I think the postie is trying to see just how many letters they can stack before it collapses

At what point does Australia Post decide to "return to sender" or hold at the post office?

Pay the farmers to load up tractors and deliver their water to the power plants, win-win

"but I was just following orders", it's not like anything would come from that would it?

'Work force is missing': Air traffic controllers in peril nationwide Elon Musk and his band of DOGE techies have been asked to upgrade the nation's aviation system in the wake of the midair crash near Washington, D.C.

Elom is going to replace all the air traffic controllers with Grok www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...

Mosk saying the "default" should be no regulation and then they can add stuff back in if they realise they need it is so stupidly hilarious.
The default *was* no regulation, many many years ago. It has all been added over decades as it was realised it was needed

They don't care if it's illegal or not. It only takes minutes to destroy things that have taken years to build.
Shut things down, fuck things up, see you in court... weeks/months/years later when it is finally decided "you can't do that" it's too late, it's already burned to the ground and gone

What's the bet Elom already has a copy of all the treasury database sitting on his personal laptop

I assume he's doing this because he's finally decided to solve world hunger using his own money like he promised years ago

There should be an app we download (mygovO2) and the number of people tapping a button in the app determines how much O2 they get.
If we get bored and stop tapping they don't get anything

Look, tarrifs can be useful tools, but using them as a weapon (something something great depression) might end up being big FAFO energy

well, whaddya know...

When you don't have to hide the fascist thoughts in your head any longer and are allowed to use the "send to all" button bsky.app/profile/matt...