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Some nutcase in my neighborhood has deployed full on massive outdoor Xmas decorations.

Unless his house is going as December 25 for Halloween, this is unacceptable.

31.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/24/25-10/29/25

A new DAILY ZIG, our longest yet, in which I explain how I made myself throw up.

open.spotify.com/episode/2Hzz...

30.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I never met Stalin."

30.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/24/25-10/29/25 Podcast Episode Β· The Daily Zig Β· 10/30/2025 Β· 1h 2m

Here's the link at Apple if you prefer. This is our best episode yet. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

30.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/24/25-10/29/25

A new DAILY ZIG, our longest yet, in which I explain how I made myself throw up.

open.spotify.com/episode/2Hzz...

30.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Growing up in Central Jersey I was primarily in the NYC sphere of influence, but with precision antenna magic I could get Philly stations. I certainly spent some quality time with this guy.

29.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Legendary WMMR Personality Pierre Robert Passes Away. Philadelphia rock radio mourns the loss of legendary WMMR personality Pierre Robert, who was found dead at his home today. A fixture at 93.3 WMMR since 1981, Robert was known

Listening to WMMR memorialize the legendary DJ Pierre Robert, who died today at age 70. Radio DJs like him are comforting old friends; their voices and music knowledge bring solace and make you feel less alone. www.insideradio.com/free/legenda...

29.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oy!

29.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want whichever one it is that ensures it isn't dark at 4:49 pm.

29.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting rid of the penny is Trump’s only β€œwell, gotta hand it to him” for me. If he nixes changing the clocks that will be two.

29.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to listen to him for three hours on the radio every night in the 80s. One time after he got a crank-call and hangs up on the guy, he goes β€œWe think we have control of these things. We don’t.” I’ve never forgot that for a variety of reasons. οΏΌ

29.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At 11:13, King asks "Is Memloch a complicated person?"

Rice: "Memnoch? Yes, he is."

King: "Memnoch, I said Memloch. Memloch ain't bad either!"

29.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the 7:33 mark Larry King shouted MEMNOCH!!!!

Soon thereafter he asks Anne Rice "Are you Jewish?"

29.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Anne Rice Interview 1995 Memnoch the Devil
YouTube video by VHS Comedy And Music Vault Anne Rice Interview 1995 Memnoch the Devil

Larry King to Anne Rice on MEMNOCH, THE DEVIL: "Did you use a computah?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXtG...

29.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By this measure only Sliwa remains clean as a high school dropout.

29.10.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They still hit, as the kids say.

28.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The man you smell is within you

28.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Important Jewish content.

28.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have been made aware of a recording artist named Hildegard von Blingin’ and felt the need to tell you, too.

28.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go See the Springsteen Movie Just for Jeremy Allen White The star of β€œThe Bear” is doing a lot more here than trying to be a carbon copy of a famous guy.

Jeremy Allen White does *not* fully transform into Bruce Springsteen in DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE. And that’s why his performance is great. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/jer...

28.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Infinity of Jack DeJohnette The drums are almost beside the point: It was his absolute presence in every musical situation, across a half-century, that made him one of the creative giants of our time

Here's a terrific piece by Hank Shteamer on "The Infinity of Jack DeJohnette" with a full session of embedded links showcasing his versatility.

darkforcesswing.substack.com/p/the-infini...

28.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WBGO | Your Home for Jazz Music | WBGO Jazz WBGO is the world’s premier jazz radio station. Stream live jazz, discover playlists, explore the best jazz albums, and connect with the history of jazz.

Must point out that WBGO (88.3 in NYC/NJ and www.wbgo.org) has been honoring Jack since yesterday in heavy rotation and plans to do so throughout the week.

28.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
WKCR 89.9FM NY

WKCR-FM (89.9 in NYC area, online here: www.cc-seas.columbia.edu/wkcr/) has programmed a 16-hr marathon broadcast celebrating the late Jack DeJohnette

28.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet dreams are made of cheese / Who am I to diss a Brie?

27.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

HUGE problem in IT: WELCOME TO DERRY - the kids reference aliens probing anuses in 1962, but the first anal probing alien story was Barney Hill - who in April 1962 had not even done the hypnotic regression that would allow him to remember it!

27.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce n Stevie I Don’t Wanna Go Home at The Stone Pony 10/26/25
YouTube video by Outlaw Pete NJ Bruce n Stevie I Don’t Wanna Go Home at The Stone Pony 10/26/25

Bruce at the Stone Pony tonight ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Aa...

27.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t the movie is a masterpiece but I do think it is a RICH TEXT.

27.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE Bruce’s dad asks him to sit on his lap.

At the end of β€œNebraska” the Charles Starkweather character asks if Caril Ann can sit on his lap as he is executed.

27.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If she can fly a helicopter she can run New Jersey. I cast my vote for Mikie Sherrill.

26.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noel, this means the world to me! Gonna toast your name with a slice of Federici's pizza later today.

26.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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