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Quality control -> Opioid research PhD -> Community college adjunct professor. Midwest chemist and hobby artist 🧫 πŸ§ͺ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

26.01.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13844    πŸ” 4654    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 69

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

24.01.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 26086    πŸ” 6895    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 134
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Meet the Alaska Student Arrested for Eating an AI Art Exhibit A conversation with Graham Granger, whose combination of protest and performance art spread beyond campus. β€œAI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”

This interview is very funny. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

22.01.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1998    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 175

Contrarians get media buzz, I guess.

If the only time you get attention is people furiously disagreeing with you, then if course you'd uphold the "sanctity of discourse & debate"

22.01.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wildwood Inside Look: Where Mystery Dwells | LAIKA Studios
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios Wildwood Inside Look: Where Mystery Dwells | LAIKA Studios

omg this is looking INCREDIBLE.

it's so PNW-y though it's actually hilarious, this is made for and about a very certain type of person, and that person is me www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hysh...

20.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

My brother moved out to Seattle and a canadian cousin to Vancouver. The PNW is always a magical visit

Most of my summers were in northern Ontario in the Canadian Shield. The trees aren't as tall but there's something universal about a sea of evergreens and cold, fresh water

20.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
fan art of the heated rivalry protags facing off but with an intense, inscrutable, slightly horny stare

fan art of the heated rivalry protags facing off but with an intense, inscrutable, slightly horny stare

I have finally started the gay hockey show

20.01.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

04.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 43391    πŸ” 16051    πŸ’¬ 327    πŸ“Œ 412
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I…am not good at bowling

03.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

03.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7652    πŸ” 2120    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 17

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30.12.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love comparing todays statistics to the 1950s and assuming nothing happened at all. Clearly, the youths are all individually choosing to be lazy ne’er do-wells

29.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
sinners poster. the composition of the poster is sort of like in a guitar shape

sinners poster. the composition of the poster is sort of like in a guitar shape

done! (mostly, will probably do some minor edits and weathering when I get back to my laptop haha) #sinners

28.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3705    πŸ” 1238    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 14
A ranger woman with a large raven with a lonely look

A ranger woman with a large raven with a lonely look

A headless knight on fire with a large axe

A headless knight on fire with a large axe

a monstrous witch with a large bag and a skull neckless. She seems welcoming but dangerous

a monstrous witch with a large bag and a skull neckless. She seems welcoming but dangerous

crowd scene of a dnd group slaying a young dragon and grilling some meat

crowd scene of a dnd group slaying a young dragon and grilling some meat

More from the vault

27.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fan art of Princess fionna as a buff barbarian, pretty much

Fan art of Princess fionna as a buff barbarian, pretty much

Art of a dwarven druid wearing a skull belt. Hair in a braid surrounded by animals. She seems threatening

Art of a dwarven druid wearing a skull belt. Hair in a braid surrounded by animals. She seems threatening

A bugbear surrounded by roses, looking sad

A bugbear surrounded by roses, looking sad

Fan art of merlin with googly eyes

Fan art of merlin with googly eyes

This last couple years I really liked making D&D art for my campaign. The goal next year is to try more action poses

27.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the holidays: sourdough, sour cream and chive rolls, molasses cookies, and kimchi

Not photoed: a lemon harissa hummus and browned butter sage cookies (currently baking)

Since I travel to my parents and in-laws, its way easier to bring baked goods

24.12.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of an Australian shepherd, a khaki-colored dog with long, elegant fur.

A drawing of an Australian shepherd, a khaki-colored dog with long, elegant fur.

Puppy portrait! Did a little drawing of my brother’s dog, Winnie.

22.12.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1305    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
An ink and wash of a cabin in the northern ontario woods

An ink and wash of a cabin in the northern ontario woods

a pastel and charcoal portrait of a woman with golden highlights and purple shadows. It feels poised and regal

a pastel and charcoal portrait of a woman with golden highlights and purple shadows. It feels poised and regal

an ink and marker drawing of a calico cat that says β€œNo kings, just queens”. The cat seems content and proud but also small and soft. She has a fierce look in her eye

an ink and marker drawing of a calico cat that says β€œNo kings, just queens”. The cat seems content and proud but also small and soft. She has a fierce look in her eye

a digital graphite comic of the β€œWe’re Just Normal Men” scene with Hacker T Dog

a digital graphite comic of the β€œWe’re Just Normal Men” scene with Hacker T Dog

In reflection to 2025, Im glad i had time to make art and improve

Gonna start doing lunch break drawings to keep up my skills

22.12.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
OP, a short white gay man, poses with his pecs flexed like a fucking jackass. He’s shirtless

OP, a short white gay man, poses with his pecs flexed like a fucking jackass. He’s shirtless

Here OP is also facing forward and doing an arm flex. The doorknob is obscured so you cant directly calculate his height but the door is in view so you can approximate

Here OP is also facing forward and doing an arm flex. The doorknob is obscured so you cant directly calculate his height but the door is in view so you can approximate

This is vain but idc. Im proud of the muscle i built over the year, and Im excited to slow-cut in January

Shout out to underemployment for the free time

22.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still good!

19.12.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, dude, congrats! Doing science art and promo for the department or what?

19.12.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also big shout out to the near-retired white guy who cold emailed the entire chem dept in 2017. Sent a 5 paragraph diatribe about the futile job market and how everything was a β€œDEI hire” making a PhD pointless for anyone else

This dude didn’t blame ageism nor his wretched personality, of course

17.12.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

12 years ago in manufacturing a (horrid) coworker complained about how they werent hiring anyone unless you were a woman or PoC. Fellas, our dept was mostly white dudes. I was the new white dude hire

This dude had a job! The perceived possibility was enough for his casual racism to slip out at work

17.12.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of students view any time as too much time. Im worried that they’re gonna keep having to fraud their way thru life, because these AI tools cater to time mismanagement

12.12.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Students will always claim plausible deniability, which is annoying. I have police students on an minimally important assignment (5% of grade), because they cant be assed to write their own shit

I asked for a 2 paragraph review of any non-fiction sci media. 50% of my students turn in AI slop

12.12.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Watercolour painting of an ornamental blue Betta splendens, with especially long, flowing fins resembling underwater drapery.

Watercolour painting of an ornamental blue Betta splendens, with especially long, flowing fins resembling underwater drapery.

Blue Betta. Watercolour, approximately 115 Γ— 110 mm. From 2019.

#ArtAdventCalendar

07.12.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1120    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6
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Love in many ways ❀️‍πŸ”₯

10.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We often chant that β€œto learn to write science papers, you need to read the literature.” But that didnt work for me, English class did

When I took a clarity in writing course, it was way easier to link thoughts and form sentences

In becoming clearer, I built a better argument for my data

09.12.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A trick i consistently see hard science folks do is hide behind math to shield themselves from gaps of understanding.

You see a lot of researchers who barely grasp statistics but infer that a complex equation signals their competency

09.12.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My department wouldn’t stand a chance in a fight

05.12.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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