Audrey Q. Snyder

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

There’s something mildly humiliating about having to explain each of your inconsistent income sources over the phone to someone not equipped to understand them just to prove that you’re still poor enough to qualify for medical assistance? Like what if no one had to explain anything?

NOVEMBER 1 come check out what’s brewin ✨🧙‍♀️ Playin The Mess (tip top #MPLS house show venue) with Patty Ryan, Nora Doyle, and Dave Power
#WitchesBrew

Include-at-least-one-femme-on-every-bill challenge

a cartoon of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom right ALT: a cartoon of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom right

Last night I dreamed that I was out with some people, and someone (a man I didn’t know) picked me up and tried to carry me out of the room to take me away, and everybody in the room just watched? He did give up when I struggled too much, and then it was like nothing ever happened.?

Rippin some weirder stuff with my pal Myra in a couple weeks

Cat-sitting Miss Cindy Lou, here she is looking like she just remembered she left the stove on

So many of these democrats ultimately stand for nothing, only their own desire to maintain some measure of power

Was submitting my music for a festival and after getting a confirmation email I had a very strong feeling of déja vu— searched my email and realized I already submitted to this fest exactly 1 month ago 😂🫠

Played cello in a tree for the second year in a row, and it was such a highlight during a strange and scary summer. I wasn’t 100% happy with everything I played, but it was nice to be among the trees and playing for a lovely audience🩵

a woman is driving a car and the words so luxurious are behind her ALT: a woman is driving a car and the words so luxurious are behind her

Drove back to St. Paul from my MPLS gig and ALL THE LANES ON 94 WERE OPEN AGAIN?? ✨✨😭

The 2019 doc about Alien talks about how horror films are often a reflection of societal anxieties of the time, so I think it’s really interesting how much the recent Alien movie and series seem to have really leaned into questions about our trust in synthetic lifeforms and humanity.?

Working on not bending over backwards to accommodate everyone by default so instead I will now be actively and aggressively sabotaging everyone

Too many guys walking around rn with mustaches that do not align with their true vibe and I will not be elaborating

It is natural to feel despair in times of strife, in times of fear. Do not be ashamed of it, but do not give it a welcoming home, either. Show it the door before it becomes too entrenched. Replace it with resolve, however you can.

I’m glad that if we have to live in a system that’s this comically rigid, it at least means that its breaking is an inevitability.

White settler colonialism is, at this point, just a silly stupid snake eating its own tail, making its own existence intolerable, and pretending like it’s the fault of everyone who isn’t white…

Additionally, the RTTL’s aim of returning to a “white American culture” is genuinely confusing as they seem to wholeheartedly embrace Western *European* arts and culture, and the only thing that seems to make them uniquely American is their ability to forget that indigenous ppl were here first…

Another thing that would be funny if the effect of it wasn’t so abhorrent is that white supremacy is truly so, so boring. They see sameness and uniformity as safer and superior, and there seems to be nary an original thought to go around. ..

The RTTL members can only deflect or talk in circles because if they actually take in a question and reflect on their beliefs, they would almost immediately be confronted with the fact that their logic is so flawed that it crumbles under the slightest inquiry…

To call these ppl stupid would be reductive— it’s simply that their line of reasoning as it pertains to their justification for the RTTL movement is so flimsy that they can’t actually have an authentic or functioning conversation about it…

Found out yesterday that the ppl building a whites-only community in Arkansas are led by a guy I went to college with. I never really knew him, but I remember he was there and played horn. I ended up watching a @skynewsrss.bsky.social report about the whole thing, and a couple things struck me:

BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces bill to require rabbits to watch as their feet are turned into tacky keychains

BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces plans to forbid feeding birds in public spaces, explaining that “those feathered fucks have been freeloading long enough”

BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces plans to personally spread rabies among the population, claiming he wants to “see a woman foam at the mouth for Donny boy”

BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces plan to set fire to daycares across the country because “babies think they’re so cute but really they just poop in their pants all day, anybody can do that, am I right?”

BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces he will blot out the sun for “shining brighter” than him; method of blotting still unclear

BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces he will take a dump directly into a kitten’s face bc it was “mean to him”

a man is driving a car with the words traffic jam on the dashboard . ALT: a man is driving a car with the words traffic jam on the dashboard .

How have I ended up spending so much time in my car to teach children how to play cello