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You know what, extend that to returning characters in new projects too. No one needs to see how time has ravaged beloved 90's sitcom actor. Make that new sequel show 4:3 in 480p as God intended.

17.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New rule, if you're making a prequel or sequel set close in time to the source material, it has to be filmed using the same cameras and filming techniques as when the original came out.

17.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP Bioware.

29.09.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly doubt it. This just feels like another checking of boxes on what to do when you want to cast a wide net with your IP. If there was some sort of synergy, I would have imagined Scouts including or even being about Prodigy characters.

08.09.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make sure you download Star Trek Scouts if your kids like it because they'll probably remove it from YouTube by this time next year.

08.09.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Star Trek: Scouts existence isn't shocking because Treks been nothing but a known IP to mine for years now but imagine making a show for young kids to get into Star Trek with while also having just removed the 40 episode kids show you already made that those young kids might want to also watch.

08.09.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Strange New Worlds is very okay with murder in the line of duty, but if Ortegas and La'an are all buddy buddy next week, the whole crew should be locked up.

06.09.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a million other ways for Strange New Worlds "Terrarium" to have the same impact at the end without having the security team arrive during a rescue mission with phasers set to kill. What La'an did should be a reason enough to remove her from duty. Bizarre choice.

06.09.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I don't mean normal ''I wish they had done x instead of y''
I'm talking about the headcanon/fan fiction level of framing your opinion in a way that treats it as if it's from the source, that your ''rewrite'' holds the same space in the critique or discourse.

17.08.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're long past cinemasins being the root cause (if it even was) of poor movie critique. It's the ''idea guy'' mentality, where the ''If I made this movie, I'd do this'' view has rotted the foundation of all reviews.

Plus the engagement farming...

17.08.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS Wins Two Hugo Awards, Celebrating Series Finale and 'Warp Your Own Way' Graphic Novel STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS picks up two prestigious Hugo Awards, celebrating the series finale and 'Warp Your Own Way' tie-in graphic novel!

STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS picks up two prestigious Hugo Awards, celebrating the series finale and 'Warp Your Own Way' tie-in graphic novel!

#StarTrek #LowerDecks

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17.08.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 216    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

How did they not even explore what using digitally recreated images of your coworkers/friends means today in comparison to back when TNG aired. What was once fantasy is one click of an app away from reality now.

10.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

''Oh, but it's a fun gimmick episode'' They've only got 10 eps to work with per season and we've already waited 2 years to see this one. They need to be offering something more than reheated soup.

10.08.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's hard to take the declaration of ''star trek can't stay stuck in the past'' seriously when Strange New Worlds' holodeck episode uses a regurgitated idea from 30 years ago instead of using the premise to explore modern use of AI and our current relationship with entertainment.

10.08.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strange New Worlds S3E10 - Captain Batel has fully transformed into a new Gorn/Human hybrid. In an effort to understand her transformation, Pike fuses his DNA with Kirk. The Enterprise has to navigate through an asteroid belt for some reason. Spock fucks.

07.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strange New Worlds sure loves "no, they're pure evil, there's no nuance to our one off interaction with this unknown thing. It must be obliterated, the devil is real. God save us all!"

07.08.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Riker Maneuver in Technicolor. #startrek #StrangeNewWorlds

31.07.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#startrek

31.07.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's still pushing this idea, calling it Star Trek; Year One, wants fans to write to Paramount to show interest. Don't! They were given 5 seasons to do all they wanted with a trek prequel. We need to move on!

27.07.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The conclusion of last seasons cliff hanger and the end point to where they position the Gorn in Strange New Worlds Season 3 really highlights how Akiva Goldsman and Co get really excited about an ''idea'' and then just drop it as soon as novelty wears off.

18.07.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looks like Guinness survived World War 3 in Star Trek's future.

18.07.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Modern Trek writers sure are incapable of using anything other than trauma when exploring a character.

18.07.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Learning about the official antique figurine of Tintin smoking opium

02.07.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 691    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Akiva Goldsman being excited at the idea of doing a Star Trek Original Series reboot is crazy when the guy is the showrunner of an actual TOS soft reboot currently airing! You literally got the keys to the car you wanted dude! Star Trek needs to move on to new things!

17.06.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's such a shame to see Obsidian finally get the time and resources needed to make their games but Xbox choosing to sacrifice them at the alter of 80 dollar games.

10.06.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it has never been harder to be a chill dude. all day every day, the chill is challenged. they wanna see you heated. they HATE to see you jus chillin

28.03.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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No more Andor every Tuesday...

17.05.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a world of ''give that character a spin off'', I really don't want to see any character from Andor ever again. Everyone's arc was so perfect and made so by the exact moments in which we get to spend time with them, that seeing them outside of that perfect framing would feel hollow to me.

17.05.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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