Parker Cross

The Lambert “Dateline” is one of the best-produced in the series. I hope there’ll be an Emmy for all involved. Truly engaging & so well-told. Congratulations!

When the General Assembly of the United Nations looks at you like the appalled audience watching “Springtime for Hitler” in Mel Brooks’ “The Producers”…

Department of War! War! War!

Secretary of War

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47 is a known germaphobe averse to touching, so this assertion is even more unbelievable. When is the last time we’ve seen him pushing flesh in a receiving line? Never.

As a fellow Episcopalian, I agree.

Heckuva job, Clownie! 🤡

Even they’re not all *that* good. Adam Kinzinger really disappointed me with his “bombing Iran is a good thing” stance.

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I still don’t buy that it’s a smokescreen. He doesn’t know what he’s going to do from one minute to the next. There’s no strategy, just impulsivity. He doesn’t think beyond the next minute.

“Touching” is now considered assault. Just look at how the officer responded to Matt Guttman over the weekend, shouting that the reporter touched him. They’ll use any pretext, however slim, to make an arrest.

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ENOUGH!

Tim Walz was not only right but clear: These people are weird. The Democrats should’ve stuck with that simple messaging. Who even gives any bandwidth to something as trivial as whether using a straw is effeminate? Weird, weird, weird! 1,000 x WEIRD!

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The easiest, simplest, and most relevant thing would be a Hitler mustache.

It’s a Slovenian Golem, rampaging the countryside! Someone put the parchment back in its frowning, dyspeptic mouth!

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There are some things even Calgon can’t take away.

Pity eggs are so expensive— she’s just begging for a Grade-A facial.

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She’s fast making a Columbia degree earned during this period worthless. Her poor decisions taint the institution, every faculty member, every student.

That chalk-stripe suit is something right out of a Little Theater local production of “Guys & Dolls.”

So you get a free baby when you refer a friend, so to speak?

Other than groceries, just about all my buying these days is done at thrift stores & consignment shops. I’ve cut out all the major retailers unless there’s some kind of emergency & no alternative.

So weary he forgot it was US News he was reading!

Dear Newsweek,

Some things are self-evident. No need for an explainer.

Signed,

Weary Reader