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@memphissass.bsky.social

Lifelong liberal; proud boomer; fierce defender of the weak and weary; mom to top-tier daughters by blood and heart; recovering spreadsheet addict; retired from the private sector; I own ten shoes

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Only if it's Little Caesar's. But they do use real tomato sauce.

09.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't help but notice that the room looks to be decorated in the "casino tacky" style so favored by Felon 47.

08.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What I find surprising is that this comes as a surprise.

08.08.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, shoot! Is this a math test? Is it true / false? If there are five more, then there were tomatoes in the house prior to the addition; therefore, pre-addition tomatoes is/are an unknown. That's X, right? Y is this so early in the morning? A person could get so confused. B nice. What's the answer?

08.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one of my favorite quotes.

06.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter and her husband are MLB fans. Saturday marks a significant day when Jen Pawol steps onto the field to umpire the Marlins and the Braves. She's worked tirelessly with the minor league and also at spring training. She should be invisible on the field. I celebrate her big league debut!

06.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just don't have the bandwidth right now to think about one television has-been fawning over another television has-been. But hey, the right has to have "a Superman, even if he's grizzled," who ain't woke, right? Because the new "Superman" is.

06.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, they're using the same excuse as the Smithsonian did when they removed the reference to Trump's two impeachments: as part of a content review, it got in the way, it was temporary, and it wasn't up to the standards of the rest. Yeah, sounds about right for the current administration.

06.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm surprised as well. Looks like he really wants a "natural" life, with rotten teeth and dead by 30.

06.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes feel like a banana peel, right after the pratfall.

04.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you add just one little verb, it's so easy to see that "nobody is better than I <<am>>. On the other hand, "If somebody is going to get a flaming hot Cheetos bag, who better than me any day." And then there's always "Hello! It's me!" But if you want true confusion, try "It was he who stabbed me."

04.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I attended elementary school in Middletown, which was at the time adjacent to Olmstead Air Force Base, southeast of Harrisburg. The district is now called Middletown Area School District, but I seem to recall Dauphin County. We're talking 60+ years ago.

03.08.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent my elementary years in the Pennsylvania system. Gettysburg was a field trip. No pretty stories or lies about slavery. I heard the lies when I was brought south after sixth grade. I recognized them for what they were, even as a child. It's easier when you have heard sense and nonsense both.

03.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Were we really that stupid?

03.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From WWII rose consumerism and the American dream, but also more wars (so-called conflicts), racial integration resistance, political assassinations, a disgraced president, the rise of "Christian schools," topped off by a celebrity election, Reagan / Republican. Don't forget how close bad is.

03.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm with you all the way.

02.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a staunch republican conservative once told me, "You would not believe the lowlifes that God has used for good."
Yeah, you'll have to let me know what your definition of "good" is, because I don't see "good," and I don't see "God."

02.08.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The psychopath's white sycophants' ballroom.

02.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soon to be renamed the Trumpian.

01.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When this period of American history has resolved into sanity, there will be college courses detailing the massive erasures that were accepted and endorsed during these dark days. They can spackle over all they wish to hide, but one day soon the walls will come down and the light will shine again.

01.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for inducing a desire to learn more. I spent about 20 minutes reading up on elephants, both African and Asian. Keeping them in the wild and protected, as opposed to zoos, is better simply because they only live half as long in captivity. The article mentioned stress. Loss of Social dynamics?

31.07.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that applies to "Deadpool" too, but I really have to stretch my limits. I will still take Gene Barry over Tom Cruise.

30.07.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day people will look back at Orson Wells and call him a prophet. I read somewhere that there are really only a small number of story themes but a million ways to expound on them. It's hard to be novel. Oh! Wouldn't it be contradictory to call a novel novel? Sorry, my synapses are misfiring.

30.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They have to meet metrics, yes, and also to say that they're deporting criminals. The target was detained at customs. If you don't have two U.S. citizen parents at birth and you have any unsealed criminal verdicts in your history, you too might be targeted for deportation during a U.S. reentry.

30.07.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting how they put a cushion under Brando's knee. Comfort? Or optics?

30.07.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's activity reminds me so much of school age mean girl vibes.

30.07.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While watching episode 6 of season 2, I had the distinct pleasure of catching a historic prop. Uhura asked for a glass of Saurian brandy, and the bartender brought out a flagon identical to a prop used by Scotty(?) on TOS. It's personal to me because my brother had one just like it. Ah, memories.

29.07.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now the fake news is called FOXNEWS, and the ones who believe them are called MAGAts.

29.07.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really matter, but like the starfish that the little girl threw back into the outgoing tide, "Daddy, it makes all the difference to this one."

29.07.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for you because you wanted to, and did.

28.07.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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