🔮 chet l a s e r m a n 🔮 @chetlaserman

My guy Trump thinks you’re a fucking ape you can just say yes here.

07.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

unfollowed for being a worm

07.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wow

04.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit says i don t know if you re allowed to do that Alt: Tim Robison in a blazer says i don’t know if you’re allowed to do that in response to being asked to work through lunch

31.01.2026 04:45 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s actually Grimace from McDonald’s unfortunately

30.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hasn’t Minnesota suffered enough already.

29.01.2026 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

at my age we’re saying baste

29.01.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A text message reading: Anyhow question: “Dick Ripper” - what? The recipient of the message 😂 reacted to it.

reminded me of a text I recently received from my partner on laundry day and wanted to share with you:

27.01.2026 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how do you not burst out laughing at this lmao

27.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would it change your mind if he was also on a segway

27.01.2026 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s given me no choice but to continue driving my 2012 hyundai into the ground 🫡

27.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

washed

25.01.2026 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

send him back to hell

25.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

amen I will vote for any candidate who guarantees I will never have to hear about any of these creeps ever again

25.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

vodka

25.01.2026 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair some of them are also pedophiles.

22.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 94 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It rules how her blazer blends in with the background so she just looks like a worm with hair extensions. Or a talking hot dog. Either way it’s nice to see.

18.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that picture of the pig with a turd resting on its swollen balls.jpg

14.01.2026 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those glasses only make you look smart as long as you keep your mouth shut, Scott.

12.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair a couple of them are probably in there to lift him up so he can reach the urinal

12.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 98 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

lmao I was thinking the same RIP Mike F

12.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a black background with red text that says wasted ALT: a black background with red text that says wasted

😚👌

11.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“is your guy John Fetterman on The Substance?”

11.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feeling regret requires having a conscience which is incompatible with conservative ideology

11.01.2026 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ah the old “stop hitting yourself” defense popular with older brothers everywhere

11.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

bars tbh

11.01.2026 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like getting smoked by a bobble head

11.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing because republicans are cowards who support state violence

10.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bars

10.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

. . .unless the career is magician on the Vegas strip

10.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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