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Autheur. 'A Crumpled Swan' (2025) https://www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/a_crumpled_swan/ 'Multiple Joyce' (2022) https://www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/multiple_joyce/ (No DMs. I block anonymous followers with no photo, bio or original posts)

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Sid's the moon. The wistful stars are Joan, Babs, Hattie and the two Kens.

10.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll know this by T. E. Hulme:

A touch of cold in the Autumn nightβ€”
I walked abroad,
And saw the ruddy moon lean over a hedge
Like a red-faced farmer.
I did not stop to speak, but nodded,
And round about were the wistful stars
With white faces like town children.

10.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of an Instagram post noting the arrest of Alice Oswald for supporting Palestine Action.

A screenshot of an Instagram post noting the arrest of Alice Oswald for supporting Palestine Action.

Alice Oswald arrested this afternoon for supporting Palestine Action.

09.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing at all to any of this, because living novelists can't be 'great' any more. Thise days are past.
Two combs fighting over a bald man.

09.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cut the guy some slack. It's the least good, yes. But Sandler's performance was a revelation, there's are some adrot twists, some terrific cameos and it's never execrably bad like The Accountant is execrably bad.

09.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered working your way through all of Paul Thomas Anderson's movies? No duds.

09.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Gravestone inscribed: Alistair Stephen Fabian Mitchell. 13-6-1957, 10-2-2019. Barrister of the Middle Temple. My brain, socialist. My heart, anarchist. My eyes, pacifist. My blood, revolutionary. 

Around the edge, the legend: The only man in British legal history to be convicted of biting a policeman with someone else’s teeth.

Gravestone inscribed: Alistair Stephen Fabian Mitchell. 13-6-1957, 10-2-2019. Barrister of the Middle Temple. My brain, socialist. My heart, anarchist. My eyes, pacifist. My blood, revolutionary. Around the edge, the legend: The only man in British legal history to be convicted of biting a policeman with someone else’s teeth.

A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby.

Note the border inscription.

09.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2518    πŸ” 905    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 77
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Original poster in my study - the holy trinity

09.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alastair Sim gesturing 'drinky poo?' to the ladies in the palm court trio is the single funniest moment ever committed to celluloid.

09.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Among her very best, although my own favourite (although by no means her best) will always be her debut Under the Net. One of the great London novels.

09.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘Œ

09.08.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amongst those arrested in London for peacefully protesting the genocide in Gaza is this blind person in a wheelchair.

Staggeringly embarrassing and shaming for Starmer.

β€œShame on you!” being shouted by the crowd.

(πŸŽ₯ Defend Our Juries)

09.08.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 43

Excellent haul! Myths and Memories is a touchstone book for me. No better essayist and cultural critic than Gilbert Adair, the English Roland Barthes. But what's the Murdoch?

09.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Armando Iannucci Shows - Football etc.
YouTube video by alanmarsden The Armando Iannucci Shows - Football etc.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EbP...

09.08.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What's the opposite of clickbait?

08.08.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 24
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Please , if you are able

Support Independent publishers.

They are doing more than most to find, nurture and publish great new writers and stories.

There are many but here are a few.

@littletollerbooks.bsky.social
@galleybeggars.bsky.social
@saraband-books.bsky.social

Thank you.

06.08.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A Collard & Collard piano

A Collard & Collard piano

See essay 28 (The family firm) in Multiple Joyce!

08.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Le MΓ©pris (New Trailer) - In cinemas 1 Jan 2016 | BFI release
YouTube video by BFI Le MΓ©pris (New Trailer) - In cinemas 1 Jan 2016 | BFI release

Le MΓ©pris trailer. This si what you're missing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF0J...

08.08.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed! It's like 'His Girl Friday' directed by Margot Ledbetter.

08.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Big Sleep (Hawks film, Chandler novel)
Le MΓ©pris (Godard film, Alberto Moravia novel)
SΓ‘tΓ‘ntangΓ³ (BΓ©la Tarr, film, LΓ‘szlΓ³ Krasznahorkai novel)

08.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely! Cary Grant was the greatest of screen actors for that reason.

08.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little known fact: one of the penthouse flats above the old Foyles bookshop was home to none other than Danny la Rue.

08.08.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warwick University offers a wide range of curses.

08.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heads should role.

08.08.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for this - new to me (the animation I mean). Wonderfully circular and inconsequential exchanges.

08.08.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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August 2025 Edition 7 OUT now – EDITION 76 – august 2025 Europe in an Age of Chaos Simon Nixon, Ivan Krastev, Mark Leonard, Marci Shore, Philippe Sands & Bruno MaΓ§Γ£es Lord Heseltine Interview β€˜Nigel Farage is Mr Trump’sVic...

About to mention that edition - not sure how much a sub would cost. It may not be quite what you're looking for, but Byline Times features some of the best current reportage: bylinetimes.com

07.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sending thoughts and Player's.
Courage, mon ami.

07.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Emerald Fennell movies are Viz comics for people who take over a minute to order a coffee.

07.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a face ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
07.08.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoyed your LRB review very much, and ordered on the strength of it. His Fassbinder book was terrific.

07.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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