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Autheur. Unfluencer. 'A Crumpled Swan' (2025) https://www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/a_crumpled_swan/ 'Multiple Joyce' (2022) https://www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/multiple_joyce/ (No DMs. I block anonymous followers with no bio or original posts)

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BTW did you notice in the first shot that the water seems tp be flowing uphill?

17.02.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are dozens of these available to watch online, and all equally hair-raising.

17.02.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did '"Is this a joke?" refer to a particular episode, or to the novel as a whole?

17.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a top hat and suit is standing on a boat . ALT: a man wearing a top hat and suit is standing on a boat .
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Very powerful and specialized truck for mountain roads with potholes
YouTube video by Children Poor Parents Raising Very powerful and specialized truck for mountain roads with potholes

All writers should watch this short film about the editing process: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASiC...

17.02.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat with a plate of pancakes.

Cat with a plate of pancakes.

When puss comes to shrove...

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Ah! The building on the right looks very London.

16.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are you?

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Π’ΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΠΎ ASA πŸŽ₯πŸ“½πŸŽ¬ The Apostle (1997) a film directed by Robert Duvall with Robert Duvall, Farrah Fawcett, Miranda Richardson, Billy Bob Thornton, June Carter Cash | OK.RU The Apostle (1997) Synopsis / Plot Eulis 'Sonny' Dewey is a preacher from Texas living a happy life with his beautiful wife Jessie. Suddenly his stable world crumbles: Jessie is having an affair with ...

Robert Duvall RIP. Such a great actor. Here's a link to 'The Apostle' (1997), which he directed and starred in, with a superb supporting cast. A magnificent film, and a very personal project. m.ok.ru/video/224620...

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It will never stale.

16.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making Stewart Lee cackle is the capstone of my career.

16.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blackpool Madame Tussaud's has let itself go.

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The Allender Calendar: Episode 18: Wendy Erskine This month on The Allender Calendar I chat to the Northern Irish writer Wendy Erskine about her 2025 novel The Benefactors.The novel's central incident is the sexual assault of a teenage girl, Mist...

New podcast alert! This month on The Allender Calendar I’m chatting to the brilliant writer @wednesdayerskin.bsky.social about her polyphonic 2025 novel The Benefactors

pod.fo/e/390340

16.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Headline reads: The Epstein Files "One rule for the rich, another for you."

Headline reads: The Epstein Files "One rule for the rich, another for you."

Time to drop this line. It's clear there are NO rules for the rich.

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Very enjoyable! I expect your brain is still fizzing...

16.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every example I've ever seen of this kind of handwriting reads from left to right and top to bottom, and the 'alien' quality is limited to the letters/symbols. See this (from 35:14): www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SUQ... But do watch the whole spellbinding programme.

16.02.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you enjoyed this remarkable collection. The publisher was also entirely new to me - a fascinating list!

16.02.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Trump and Liz Truss

Donald Trump and Liz Truss

I just saw this posted (elsewhere) with the heading 'The Slug and Lettuce' and I genuinely guffawed.

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This is the article I wrote about the Broomway. It describes the bizarre route the Amazon van faced

I can understand why the Amazon delivery driver chose to drive into the sea instead of an army checkpoint

www.bylinesupplement.com/p/walking-br...

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Or both. Jesus.

15.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the Alien facehugger

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Looks like a Klingon's forehead.

15.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the hand isn't it? The hand. The terrible hand.

15.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alas this is AI. I'm reminded of 1970s telly programmes shot on film and on video, and especially those that included both (e.g. interior shots on video, exterior film). Savvy viewers could always see the difference, most viewers not. www.youtube.com/shorts/3YBOI...

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This is part of a teaser campaign for your forthcoming novel, amirite?

15.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two harangues don't make aright.

15.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Always read the small print! The live interview rarely attracts any viewers, who tend to watch the whole thing after it's uploaded. But you're special...

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A hill I'd certainly defend is that Thorold Dickinson's 'Gaslight' (1940) with Diana Winyard as the hapless gaslightee, is by far the better version. Released as 'Angel Street' in the US, it's available to watch online: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBhh...

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InnerViews#765  Susanna Crossman
YouTube video by I'm Probably Wrong About Everything InnerViews#765 Susanna Crossman

At 6pm GMT you can see and hear @susannacrossman.bsky.social in a live, online, wide-ranging and unpredictable conversation with the great Gerry Fialka. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLTh.... He's a brilliantly original interviewer and really keeps his guests on their toes

15.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

'English-Scotts-Irish' my foot. The most distinctive and influential forms of American culture - jazz, blues, rock 'n' roll, rap and all things Hollywood - were created by African Americans and Jewish immigrants, or the children of immigrants. Musk knows this but is preaching to the choir.

15.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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