Kyle Weidleman

I regret not taking photos of the decor of the Bay house we just left. So much made of the word “brackish”

seriously happy for you 🫶🏻

an oddly positive story involving KF

I’m convinced that Sesame Street and Hey Arnold! primed me for wanting urban life.

And being a political nerd starting at the age of 13 made that urban area Washington, DC

Anyway, happy 16th DCversary to me!

oh shit. they’re so good.

apropos of nothing in particular, I didn’t know I needed Michael Ian Black doing satire of Tucker Carlson in a superhero movie but posts like this remind me why he nailed it

Epstein's sweetheart deal? Cut by a Republican administration.

The guy who cut it? Trump put him in his first Cabinet.

Epstein's mysterious death? During Trump's first term.

Trump promised to release the files. Now he's not.

This is a Republican scandal. What is Trump hiding?

you could change very little on the front of this mailer and make it for a pizza joint in the American Midwest

I got to watch the Brewers beat up on the Tigers last season. When they’re on, they’re ON.

LEGEND #COYS

Thank you for Everything Sonny.

One of the reasons i became a fan of our wonderful club.

I’m fucking gutted. Will gladly pickup LAFC @ DCU tickets to see him tho.

A good friend of mine was furloughed and will have to go to a food pantry next week. So a reminder: food insecurity is NOT your fault and there is NO shame in going to a food pantry. We all deserve food, and deserve help, without any qualifications.

me, your friend, the Jets fan: is the season over yet?

The NFL equivalent of putting Dashboard Confessional lyrics in your AIM away message to tell the world you’re on the *precipice* of a breakup

why you hate waffles faine?

A thing we lost with 22 episode seasons are shows that could have an episode in which Q puts Picard on trial for the crimes of all mankind and also an episode where Riker meets a lady Irish traveler and does obvious Riker things.

Seeing a lot of people dunking on the Elon diner pics and all I can say is that some of you are obviously not familiar with the tradition of Libertarian Cuisine.

Keeping the facade and doing a complete tear down/rebuild is just how we do things in DC.

Donald Trump took away your Medicaid to build himself a gilded party room two acres in size.

This is Becker erasure!

and, honestly, that’s fine.

“Look at how deftly I connected these two things, so even the yokels can understand ‘stealing is bad.’” No you dork, people ALREADY understand stealing is bad. The idea that they need this explained to them is just you trying to signal your weird contempt for voters to your own peer group.

well, they weren’t wearing bras in man mode so why would that change just because they got zapped by the trans/dinosaur ray?

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

cc @mikesager.net

DW from the PBS cartoon “Arthur” saying “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”

average Discover feed poster:

The cover of Alf #1, a comic book. On the cover, Alf, a muppet who resembles a warthog-elf hybrid. A smaller ALF regards his own portrait and declares: “Robert Redford!”

found at an Allentown PA pawn shop & procured for the greater glory of OG Bluesky, where block don’t talk was the rule and Alf let it swing free every night

like, on Bluesky or everywhere?

if you figured out the latter, that’ll be helpful for visiting my in-laws.

legs don't work like that sorry