Uh oh, it's Siobhan 🏳️‍⚧️

Burn it all the fuck down.

I don't know if THEY know how well they captured the vibe of people from Beaver, but wow...

I'm traveling this week, but I banked a couple of minis for y'all! First up is this Zealot figure for #cosmererpg that I painted for @tracemineralsart.com! Black and white with metal accents truly an undefeated color combo.
#stormlightarchive #cosmere #ttrpg #paintedminis #minis

Embedded says to me that it's behind the drywall, and that he thinks that in an emergency he'll remember to punch through one specific part of a wall to get a knife and not miss and break every bone in his hand on a stud. And I'm already doing so much charity assuming he can punch through the wall.

I'm traveling this week, but I banked a couple of minis for y'all! First up is this Zealot figure for #cosmererpg that I painted for @tracemineralsart.com! Black and white with metal accents truly an undefeated color combo.
#stormlightarchive #cosmere #ttrpg #paintedminis #minis

Why? This looks like dogshit. It's staged and choreoed like ass, and neither of these men moves like that.

It's a little hard to beat a mid-winter Statham action joint. Saw Shelter a few days ago and found it similarly reliable.

Damn, there used to be a whole book on tape rental store next door to the comic shop when I was a kid.

I love to just see a thing that looks neat and rabbit hole for hours until I forget what I was meant to be doing in the first place.

BRB, gotta go reject my sex real fast.

Trying to imagine the "I chose Rapture" speech in his quivering, cracking non-accent and making myself want to throw up.

I'd rather he focus on building at the bottom of the sea. We already know for sure that it can kill billionaires, and there's always a chance he'll get eaten by an Orca.

Has any BattleMech ever looked more Ready for Some Football than the Enforcer? In the realm of mechs that just look like guys, the really specific head shape and big shoulders put this one just behind the Commando for me.
#battletech #mechwarrior #mecha #paintedminis

Doesn't have a head literally shaped like a football player's helmet.

Ninety percent of my refund requests (always granted) read, "Turns out I already have Excel installed."

Hell yeah!

Huh. Not the axis I was expecting to be placed on.

Nice!

And imagine the piss-baby meltdown he's going to have when she starts keeping her computer locked after this.

Has any BattleMech ever looked more Ready for Some Football than the Enforcer? In the realm of mechs that just look like guys, the really specific head shape and big shoulders put this one just behind the Commando for me.
#battletech #mechwarrior #mecha #paintedminis

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That's crazy. No way.

I really resent seeing this.

A painted miniature of a Scorpion BattleMech. It looks kind of like a car, but with four legs where the tires should go. It's painted in yellow and green, and there's a couple of big guns on it. It is absolutely covered in red mud, because it's so low to the ground and looks like it should be dragging its belly through every last little thing.

The Scorpion from the other side. Someone has written "BANG!!" On the barrel of the cannon.

I must admit that I have no true love in my heart for quadruped battlemechs. The design of the Scorpion does nothing for me, and every step of this paint job vexed me. I think it came out okay, but mostly because I covered it in mud. Anyway, on to the next thing!
#battletech #mechwarrior #miniatures

What? I...? No! What? How could this...? What? Again? I'm so surprised!

Cool thing about living in a place with such a big Filipino population is that now I can swear at these cars in Tagalog.

Recent activity page from a Letterboxd profile. The four films are, from left to right: Shelter, Send Help, Unwelcome, and Silent Hill: Revelations

Oh, boy! A brand new #LetterboxdFriday! Better post my #Last4Watched.

I ended up cutting it off with a little saw and gluing it back in place after painting and drilling out the base. It honestly helped it look a lot more natural and less like it's hovering there.

Stupid "what if we put legs on the Hetzer?" ass design.

Ugh. I just realized this shouldn't be in Dead Rabbits colors. I should have altered the canon and done it as one of my no energy weapons desert rat mercs.

A painted miniature of a Scorpion BattleMech. It looks kind of like a car, but with four legs where the tires should go. It's painted in yellow and green, and there's a couple of big guns on it. It is absolutely covered in red mud, because it's so low to the ground and looks like it should be dragging its belly through every last little thing.

The Scorpion from the other side. Someone has written "BANG!!" On the barrel of the cannon.

I must admit that I have no true love in my heart for quadruped battlemechs. The design of the Scorpion does nothing for me, and every step of this paint job vexed me. I think it came out okay, but mostly because I covered it in mud. Anyway, on to the next thing!
#battletech #mechwarrior #miniatures