Jake Mellor

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Forgotten Lady is honestly a heartbreaking #Columbo episode. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the killer or not.

Tip: get naked in The #OuterWorlds2 for some amusing dialogue.

Works in real life, too. #TheOuterWorlds2

Found a new toothpaste in Lidl! 😆

Since it's #Halloween, finally watching the legendary #Ghostwatch! 😅

Built a new table for #boardgaming 😁

Calling it now- Ed Gamble was the drummer. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors

Half expecting two Japanese men to start firing cannonballs at them... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

I didn't realise APC Overnight had a time machine, whoever they are...

Only in the UK do the crowd clap when they've been told off 😂 #snooker #ilovesnooker

You can tell Richard Osman is a #snooker fan, he's positively fawning over John Parrott this week 😂 #HouseOfGames

I think Nick might be too smart for his own good with that play. Makes sense to me, but Kate is less playing Traitors and more Pin the Tail on the Donkey. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors

Mark looks genuinely demoralised 😔 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Jonathan Ross be dressing like Mr Bear this episode... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

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Jack Lisowski didn't know spin throws the cue ball until Chris Henry told him!? No wonder he's never won a ranked event! #snooker #NIOpen #ilovesnooker

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Modern classic? Isn't that an oxymoron? #GBBO

What a way to discover I have a child... #Uber

When you're so ugly that Microsoft age verification refuses to believe you're real 😭😂

So Celia isn't completely insane after all 😂 #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Dressed like the Aussie Traitors, nice touch. #CelebrityTraitors

If you turned on #HouseOfGames midway through House Rules, you'd just think it was four B-list celebrities having a breakdown.

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When you make it home after #Vodafone breaks while you're using Google Maps... #Vodafonedown

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I searched "Missing Episodes" on twitter to see if there was any more conversation on the potential #DoctorWho finds and was presented with a large horse penis.

Does Ronnie have places to be...? #snooker

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Invisible biscuits was my favourite bit from Tom Scott and the Technical Difficulties. #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

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This lot work well together, they should do the Crystal Maze. #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

Is this Tameka the Eastenders version of Maggie Aderin Pocock? #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Describe your Blue sky account in a single image

Have they mentioned it's on #PlutoTV yet? 😂 #Snooker900

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Just treated myself to the #Battlebots Max arena.

My Spotify has impeccable comic timing. On the way to pick up a prescription, plays Injection by Rise Against and then Voices {in your head} by Matt Skiba 😂