Boo!rog

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Hey @jinglejam.co.uk One of your big names on the line up is on stream in a Nazi inspired outfit, complaining about woke Idealogy and calling people snowflakes for being upset at that. You might want to rethink this.

(Faked) Google answer that reads: "Google AI Review - You can't. You are not worthy of a life worth living. You were meant to toil so that wealthy tech bros and CEOs can have multiple girlfriends, one for each yacht and mansion. You are a pack mule with a lifespan of about 68 according to a prediction we made based on data of your immediate family and going back 3 generations. Yes, we have that. No, you can't see it. Decades prior to your death you will struggle to find a job because this life rapidly decays your prefrontal cortex which is necessary for complex tasks and also because we will stop hiring people over 30 in order to drive down salaries. By the time you reach 50, you won't have any wrinkles because you will not have smiled much in this lifetime..."

Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Why people are training computers to suck the joy out of life instead of curing diseases I will never know, but it stems from laziness and a refusal to learn any skills, I can tell you that.

The D stands for Dgender? No thanks buddy.

MYTH: Millions of people will lose benefits. FACT: That’s only Phase One.

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

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a man is laying on a bed with his eyes closed and a funny face on his face . ALT: a man is laying on a bed with his eyes closed and a funny face on his face .

Okay dad

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

Gonna reskeet this to get more of your little peepers on it. It's good shit.

YouTube video by Esmeralda's Ghost Esmeralda's Ghost - Zombie Girl

Yo bluesky, listen to this. It's good.
youtu.be/c6ci3s4qCA0?...

Scorpin

I will not read your GenAI Book
I will not watch your GenAI Movie
I will not play your GenAI Game
I will not listen to your GenAI Artist

If nobody went into any effort to create the thing themselves, then it is definitely not worth my time or attention at all.

Violating the copyright of a single piece of art is a crime. Violating the copyright of every piece of art in existence is a business model apparently.

Dark Souls 2, sure it's a little rough around the edges and frustrating as hell in parts, but what FromSoft game isn't?

They can’t win fairly with policy or eloquence or fairness or intelligence so they’ll just silence everyone who disagrees with them. It’s fascism but in its most cowardly and pathetic form.

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

More uber rich celebrities telling on themselves

Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters WASHINGTON—Stressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he sh...

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Damaging ancient English monuments by spray painting on them is definitely the way to "protect" English culture isn't it lads? You absolute fuck wits.