Kelly Poe

am I embarrassed when I find myself lowly singing “WEBS UP” to myself yes but is it still much more pleasant on my grown up ears than Miss Rachel also yes

Truly the greatest thing Disney has ever done for millennials is hiring Patrick Stump to do the music for the Spidey and His Amazing Friends universe

Johns Hopkins to cut more than 2,000 jobs after $800M in federal cuts Johns Hopkins University said it is laying off more than 2,000 workers across the globe after the Trump administration cut $800 million in federal grants.

Johns Hopkins to cut more than 2,000 jobs after $800M in federal cuts www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...

I’m looking to read a juicy, fast paced, easy to digest murder thriller. Any you’d suggest?

Some of my favorites include Lock Every Door (Sager), Gone Girl (Flynn), The Push (Audrain), Little Secrets (Hiller)

Just finished a slog of a memoir and I need candy

Today the nurse giving him his flu shot told him “I don’t think many two year olds have even heard of Thomas Aquinas”

My husband took my toddler with him to see a Catholic Saint’s skull while it was touring the east coast and now my 2-year-old is telling everyone he met Thomas Aquinas

The relief I felt when it wasn’t Baby Shark

correct, and maybe it’s my media-centric worldview but i often worry this is eventually going to turn out to be the story of pretty much everything

you never see a commercial for onions. everyone just kinda knows about them

My most cringe trait is that I actually enjoy dressing in business casual

I was denied access to the CBC News Instagram account this week — a preview of what's to come as Meta and Google make good on threats to eliminate Canadian news from their platforms. My latest editor's blog: https://www.cbc.ca/news/editorsblog/cbc-online-news-act-1.6897060.

I deleted my IG years ago in an attempt to be more present IRL. I have never missed it and never want to go back.

I liked the bird app, though. Wish I could try 🧵s without the other.

Dirty John comes to mind. I think it feels like a different genre because men who scam have a tendency to get violent :/

Metro kid owned me

PSA to please not do this, it’s super inconvenient at best and dangerous at worst for people who use strollers or mobility devices. (It’s also illegal, at least where I live)

I removed my birthday from my Facebook profile years ago. Highly recommend. Also hbd

Unionion the union onion, mascot for the Japanese Trade Union Confederation

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Buffalo cauliflower Sammy ✨

Lots of clever ones in here

Husband got me a book of poems 🥺

My husband when I wake him up in the mornings

Been a while since I read a book I can’t stop thinking about. Highly recommend

“As wonderful as it is to be unconditionally loved as a child, it is that much better to love as the parent.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/10/mothers-day-fathers-day-parenting-joy/

Twitter got so toxic I basically stopped using it but now I’m here and it’s like I’ve lost the reflexive muscle to overshare. Anyone else?

What to do if you get attacked by bees? First, run away. Run in a straight line, find an enclosed space and don’t jump in water. Here’s how to stay safe when a swarm of bees attacks.

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Felt too much pressure for a good first skeet, decided cats are always a good choice