Belle

He was not bad, but it's better with music.

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For anyone else trying to recognize what @felixsalmon.com was singing in the bonus segment.

youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc?...

I'm just so tired.

Do you remember when Bruce Willis did an ad for Seagrams where he sang about wine coolers?

I do and that song is stuck in my head.

It has been a week.

Sorry, was I screaming out loud? I thought that was just inside my soul.

I grew jalapenos and let them ripen and this might be my best gardening achievement yet.

This looks amazing! Putting this on my to do list. Thank you for sharing

People are just so exhausting.

It me! Where do I get one?

Podcast ads have me wondering what it takes to be a "laundry expert"

The problem with hold music nowadays is that it really drives home the point that I could be listening to a podcast.

The septic tank alarm going off at 4 am is pretty much the ultimate "this could have been an email."

I gave up. I was hoping it would come to me eventually but I guess yesterday was not my day.

I just had a fresh tomato on toast and I think that's likely to be the highlight of my week. 🍅

For the record, I have been tracking the price of eggs all year and they have not come down by even a single penny where I shop.

This is really surprising - I have had many er visits because of food allergies and they have always given Benadryl, a steroid and an h2 blocker.

This weather is unacceptable

I keep my phone until they stop updating it... Which is always well before the phone stops working well.

We are replacing doctors with wishes and whole grain.
Calm down. I'm sure it will be fine.

What if the only thing wrong with me is bad Feng Shui?

I have a headache today and I can't tell if it's the weather or just everything else.

As I get older, I am more and more certain that the world is, in fact, a vampire.

u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u

Don't worry, in the future the jackets will be self cooling.

A woman blowing a kiss

I went to Miami

Sigh.

It's weird that Delta doesn't know that $12 won't buy you a hamburger in an airport.

One reason I have held on to my 2012 vehicle is my dislike of touchscreens. New safety features sound great, but I guess you really need lane assistance if you are constantly searching for buttons.