Scotty

Just an insane and sad headline for an article about a trip a father took with his 8-year old son

I don't know if this stat should make me laugh or cry.

Being a Bears fan is pain

Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.

This is such a weird take. Do you not enjoy melodies and beats when initially listening to music?

Saw a guy walking around the airport with a big ole’ tub of protein powder and another guy working out in a vacant gate with some weights I’m pretty sure he brought from home. Friday nights are weird at DIA

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Rockies set MLB record for worst run differential — minus-424! — in modern era No team had been outscored by that many runs in a season since the infamous 1899 Cleveland Spiders.

MLB needs relegation

"It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings."

What time zone is The Rapture?

Terriers

Can’t wait for the Sox not to be the butt of every joke.

Also they’re stealthy playing better baseball to end the year, so let’s shift our ire to the Twins.

Time to bring in the experts.

Hell yes, DC 🙌

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Fwiw, Baseball Reference already has Colson at 2.3.

I remember that brief Grafol period where the Sox won some games and everyone was like, “hey maybe they’re a major league team!” And then they cratered.

This clearly isn’t too that level but it’s still depressing.

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

the video cut off before fumbling her for a loss of 8 yards

If you can’t parallel park correctly the first time, you don’t deserve the spot.

This is why I pay for Internet

Getting swept by the Rockies looks really bad right now.

Future Sporcle: players on the ML roster to never appear in a game.

How bout these White Sox?

Walkmen - Lisbon
Fiona Apple - Fetch the Bolt Cutters
Frank Ocean - Channel Orange
Kendrick Lamar - DAMN
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Sufjan - Illinois
TV on the Radio - Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes
Big Thief - Two Hands
Nick Cave - Push the Sky Away
Young Fathers - White Men Are Black Men Too

Let’s peruse this for some holiday weekend recipes

That’s fair

Yeah man the Ricketts scream progressive

I’ll be at the game on Sunday. He’ll hit for the cycle.