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Melissa Dowell

@glukkake.bsky.social

Product designer, screenprinter, perpetually exhausted pigeon

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Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S. The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.

"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."

13.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3858    πŸ” 1344    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 423
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Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...

Google considers ICE agents to be a vulnerable group in need of protecting but does not consider the immigrants they're hunting down to be vulnerable group

www.404media.co/google-has-c...

13.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

30.03.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15359    πŸ” 4448    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 169
Card with the words, β€œHiring: Visual Designer”

Card with the words, β€œHiring: Visual Designer”

I’m hiring for a visual designer! Come work with me for a very cool org doing very cool work: grnh.se/943kjeba6us

Some examples β†’

12.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

These goddamned motherfuckers. No more Italian pasta on store shelves. Gummies and THC chocolates recriminalized. More cash handouts to MAGA criminals in the Senate. And no money for ACA subsidies or SNAP. This is what America gets because Democrats couldn't hold the line on the shudown. Assholes.

11.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
grim reaper claw machine meme

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

04.11.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8034    πŸ” 1849    πŸ’¬ 402    πŸ“Œ 241
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Meta's Ray-Ban Glasses Users Film and Harass Massage Parlor Workers β€œThe shameless use of covert recording technology at massage parlours to gain likes, attention, and online notoriety is both disgusting and dangerous.”

SWAN Vancouver "used our Abuser Alert system to notify workers about the use of Ray-Ban Meta glasses and the videos circulating online. We also received reports from community members about clients entering massage parlours wearing the glasses and recording women without their knowledge."

29.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
jewels stolen from the Louvre

jewels stolen from the Louvre

if you’re still looking for a Halloween costume, someone made a ready-to-print version of the heisted Louvre jewels

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www.etsy.com/listing/4392...

28.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Let’s Be Clear: Artists & Creators Must Have Transparency NOW! Every single day we don’t have transparency, the value of copyright loses ground and the harms inflicted to creative industries grow. California has always been on the forefront of policies that can ...

Hey fellow artists! This is a petition to pass a bill for transparency and upholding copyright for artists when it comes to ai art machines. This is in CA USA but anyone from anywhere can sign! I feel this would be an important precedent! Sign and share if you can!
actionnetwork.org/petitions/le...

28.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"

an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

16.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 925    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 20

hey new york city, early voting starts today. be sure to look up your polling place, it may differ from your usual one.

25.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The miracle of Effin' Birds is that I had to submit all the comics for the 2025 calendar by June 2023, so I wrote this joke somewhere between late 2022 and early 2023.

I remain a shitty Nostradamus.

(Get your 2026 calendars right now at eatf.art)

22.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told they’ll look into a new insurance, but we renew our plans every August so that’s… a ways away.

Meanwhile I’m keeping my appointments and will probably just pay out of pocket bc I can’t just disrupt some of my things already in progress and, oh yea, I’ve been waiting 6 fucking months

22.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I talked to HR about this and apparently even tho she’s in a different state, several of her hospital specialists have also been dropped.

All we were told to do is call the number on the back of our ID card to let them know how this β€œimpacts you”

22.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If goatse were a bagel…

22.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UnitedHealthcare has apparently been dropping hospital networks recently, and my local network that contains 4 specialists (3 of which I’ve been waiting ~6 months to get a 1st appt with) has been dropped as of the end of the month.

Govt won’t give healthcare and apparently neither will insurance.

22.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These folks have plainly joined the Dark Side (while trying to hide it under a cloak of sweet reasonableness). Also: you CAN refuse every project that uses generative AI. It's called "choosing a side." (And if we're playing with idioms: it's easy to wind up with too much nose and not enough face...)

20.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess this is when we get to introduce the nation to the tale of the Bonwit Teller building: news.artnet.com/art-world/do...

20.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 16

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

20.10.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7823    πŸ” 2368    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 87
A pittie-mix dog lying under a desk wearing a head cone aka the cone of shame. She takes up a lot of space.

A pittie-mix dog lying under a desk wearing a head cone aka the cone of shame. She takes up a lot of space.

Amelia is in face jail bc she won’t stop licking/biting her toes (assuming allergies but keeping an eye on it). However, she still insists on hanging out under my desk.

20.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rubio promised to betray U.S. informants to get Trump’s El Salvador prison deal To secure U.S. access to President Nayib Bukele’s notorious CECOT prison, Rubio agreed to turn over several MS-13 leaders central to a long-running Justice Department investigation.

This story is extraordinary even by 2025 standards. Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, made a deal with Bukele and agreed to renege on informant agreements in a years-long DOJ investigation into MS-13, totally undercutting credibility of such agreements.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

19.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4674    πŸ” 2130    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 225
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Reebok Launches Its First Fitness Smart Ring, Entering the Health Tech Market The sportswear brand is breaking into health tech and prioritizing community in the fitness space.

The real cyborg future is just you being turned into a perpetual data feed by every company on the planet.

17.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9
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Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...

17.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2690    πŸ” 1956    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 118
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Basic income support scheme for artists to be made permanent and opened to new entrants in budget Negotiations down to the wire, with five big-spending departments yet to agree their budget allocations

here’s the article about the living wage for artists being passed in ireland, btw.

www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...

15.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Annual PSA. The chemistry of Autumn leaves.
www.compoundchem.com/2014/09/11/a...

15.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Did you know that if you buy my book on Amazon, Jeff Bezos makes 5 times as much as I do on each copy sold? Sharing some behind-the-scenes book math on why buying directly from presses is best for EVERYONE (except Bezos) in my newsletter today! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/book-math

14.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 888    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 37
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ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t. Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.

NEW β€” I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:

15.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7657    πŸ” 3268    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 131
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Qatari Fighter Jets Over Idaho? Folks in Idaho will be seeing F-15Q fighters with Qatari air force markings and no, they are not lost.

Some background on the "Qatari Emiri Air Force facility" planned in the western U.S. --> sofrep.com/news/qatari-...

10.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 27

I went ahead and did the starting work for someone who wants to chase this angle. Most right-wing influencers who participated in the "Antifa" roundtable at the White House yesterday have easily provable ties to TPUSA (8 of 12). The other four need a closer look I don't have time for right now.

09.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1822    πŸ” 664    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 29
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When parakeets cosplay

09.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1076    πŸ” 421    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 31

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