Andrew Gibbons

Back of an ice-cream van on the beach it has a long thin sign halfway down that say "slow mind (volkswagon logo) that child"

Elderly relatives talking about you at family functions:

biblically accurate chicago

Fair play to Keir Starmer for eliminating all crime from Britain so that the police have nothing else for doing

Never has this quote been more appropriate

Kids to be asked to take Confirmation pledge not to vape A new online module will be rolled out to participating schools from next year.

*extremely Milhouse voice* Remember the Pioneer Total Abstinence Association? They're back, in vape form!

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Is that stupid person in the room with us right now?

Pope Francis dies at age of 88 Pope Francis, the first Latin American leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died, the Vatican said in a video statement.

Poor aul' Frank.

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Video Shows Aid Workers Killed in Gaza Under Gunfire Barrage, With Ambulance Lights On The U.N. has said Israel killed the workers. The video appears to contradict Israel’s version of the incident, which described the vehicles as “advancing suspiciously” without headlights or emergency ...

Video showed that before 15 aid workers were killed by Israeli forces, they had their emergency signal lights on, contradicting Israel’s claims.

Hard to believe a man who bankrupted his own casino could be this stupid

See, they're protesting all wrong, they should have used a proven method, like harassing a library or a bookshop, or burning down a hotel. That way the Guards wouldn't bat an eyelid.

My thoughts often go back to that Chinese preacher who espoused that Trump was part of God's Divine Plan...to destroy the US.

tweet: Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ? Please 🙏

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

This image really speaks to everyone breaking themselves to find a home, watching brown water come out of their taps or fighting night and day to get their kids a school place or medical assessment.
#Ireland

He was telling Paul Murphy how many times he was interviewed by the Criminal Assets Bureau

JUST BECAUSE THE CLOWN CAR GOES VERY FAST DOES NOT MEAN IT ISN’T FULL OF CLOWNS

Big Dick [Byrne] Energy

Incredible journalism.

Joe Biden or Kamala Harris would never have given the green light for Netanyahu to turn Gaza into the 'Riviera of the Middle East'. They would have publicly condemned it while privately funding the entire project, supplying all the materials, and booking a 2 week break there once it was completed

he’s going to post a funny screenshot of a treasury line item he found called something like “Discretionary External Infrastructure 347” and it’s going to be the funding for the black site they send him to

Was this before or after Filthy McNasty's, when we had the idea to open a rival establishment called Dirty McScumbag's?

the depressing thing about what's happening and to come is how fucking unnecessary all of it was. no war forced us into this, no massive recession. bunch of bored morons pushed the "break everything" button because of the man on the tv and the people on their phone told them, and people will die.

They're making disposable, wasteful slop everyone hates faster and cheaper than we can, this is a full blown crisis

You’re laughing.

The plagiarism slop factories that eat rivers to steal human creativity are exploding and you’re laughing.

The Chinese, a great bunch of lads.

Some real Guy Incognito level shit here

oh you think AI is a hype bubble? you fool. that's what people said about NFTs, which we use every day and cannot imagine life without.

A dresser with six shelves, each with a word on them. The words are “Unity”, “May”, “Three”, “Tilapia”, “Butterfly”, and “Proverbs”

Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser

From singing the praises of “animal spirits” of billionaire oligarchs to gaming out how to industrialise Mars, The Business on @rteone.rte.ie goes full Trump this morning.

Incredible levels of not-so-sneaking admiration for an actual dictator.