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@marktspence.bsky.social

Colorado boy in dusty 'ol Oklahoma, hard-core skeptic who envies romantics. B.A. in English (Colorado State '89) that's been wasted on fanfic #SlavaUkraini

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Not to mention an unhinged (complimentary) Donald Sutherland...

05.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the horse's name?

05.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Westeros' favorite oaf! :)

05.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does that Hostess Snowball have a face?

05.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He left out "23 skidoo!"

05.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The very definition of Bismarck's "damn fool thing in the Balkans"

05.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm with the Brute Squad."
"You *are* the Brute Squad!"

04.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Sounding Fathers

04.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Anti-Pope time, baybee! RETVRN to Avignon!

04.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, a cock is a *type* of bird...

04.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

375 at best... #PeaceofWestphalia

04.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that and the fact the poor man was trying to use a box labelled "BALLGT GOTETEIC" as some sort of ruse...

04.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"He is the very model of our proper paedophilia..."🎢

04.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an Albany method...

04.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mr. Burns giving stock orders to Smithers: "Take 50% of my money and put it in the blue-chips: Trans-Atlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreves Inflammable Powders, U.S. Hay..."

Mr. Burns giving stock orders to Smithers: "Take 50% of my money and put it in the blue-chips: Trans-Atlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreves Inflammable Powders, U.S. Hay..."

04.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is the most "looks like a clip-on tie that somehow *isn't* a clip-on" I've ever seen...

04.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds better in the original French...

04.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd probably give Edward the Confessor a pass, and maybe George VI...

04.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He already had his own bespoke indiscretion...

04.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Henry VIII

04.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
SpongeBob time passage card reading: "A few moments later"

SpongeBob time passage card reading: "A few moments later"

03.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Star Trek (1971 video game) - Wikipedia

RETVRN en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Tr...

03.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RETVRN to Homeric Greek! (Dactylic hexameter ftw)

03.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honey, wake up--a new D&D monster just dropped!

03.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big "Why can't I hold all these limes?" energy

03.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is oatmeal erasure!

03.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

<nods in '70s Cub Scout camp>

03.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And with the rise of anti-vaxxers, they will again! #RETVRN

03.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To repurpose @dril.bsky.social-- "but please dont put in the newspaper that i got desperate"

03.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Supplemental Nookie Assistance Program

03.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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