Not to mention an unhinged (complimentary) Donald Sutherland...
05.02.2026 04:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@marktspence.bsky.social
Colorado boy in dusty 'ol Oklahoma, hard-core skeptic who envies romantics. B.A. in English (Colorado State '89) that's been wasted on fanfic #SlavaUkraini
Not to mention an unhinged (complimentary) Donald Sutherland...
05.02.2026 04:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What's the horse's name?
05.02.2026 04:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Westeros' favorite oaf! :)
05.02.2026 03:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why does that Hostess Snowball have a face?
05.02.2026 03:02 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He left out "23 skidoo!"
05.02.2026 01:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The very definition of Bismarck's "damn fool thing in the Balkans"
05.02.2026 01:02 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0"I'm with the Brute Squad."
"You *are* the Brute Squad!"
*Sounding Fathers
04.02.2026 21:56 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's Anti-Pope time, baybee! RETVRN to Avignon!
04.02.2026 21:53 β π 46 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I mean, a cock is a *type* of bird...
04.02.2026 20:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0375 at best... #PeaceofWestphalia
04.02.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, that and the fact the poor man was trying to use a box labelled "BALLGT GOTETEIC" as some sort of ruse...
04.02.2026 18:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"He is the very model of our proper paedophilia..."πΆ
04.02.2026 18:50 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's an Albany method...
04.02.2026 18:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mr. Burns giving stock orders to Smithers: "Take 50% of my money and put it in the blue-chips: Trans-Atlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreves Inflammable Powders, U.S. Hay..."
04.02.2026 18:12 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0That is the most "looks like a clip-on tie that somehow *isn't* a clip-on" I've ever seen...
04.02.2026 17:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sounds better in the original French...
04.02.2026 15:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd probably give Edward the Confessor a pass, and maybe George VI...
04.02.2026 00:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He already had his own bespoke indiscretion...
04.02.2026 00:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Henry VIII
04.02.2026 00:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SpongeBob time passage card reading: "A few moments later"
03.02.2026 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RETVRN to Homeric Greek! (Dactylic hexameter ftw)
03.02.2026 18:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honey, wake up--a new D&D monster just dropped!
03.02.2026 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big "Why can't I hold all these limes?" energy
03.02.2026 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is oatmeal erasure!
03.02.2026 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0<nods in '70s Cub Scout camp>
03.02.2026 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And with the rise of anti-vaxxers, they will again! #RETVRN
03.02.2026 18:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To repurpose @dril.bsky.social-- "but please dont put in the newspaper that i got desperate"
03.02.2026 18:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Supplemental Nookie Assistance Program
03.02.2026 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0