Rebecca Isabella מירעלע

The older I get, the more likely it is any friend’s next new partner will be someone I’ve already met. I hope we liked each other and simply drifted apart.

Guys. It’s time to bring back victory gardens. Maybe not a solution for New York, but America is built on the small town.

I am on complete vocal rest. AI overlord’s orders.

I made a neti pot solution for my irritated nose today. Medical news today wanted me to boil it for 20 minutes! 20! Is their water from a polluted bog?!

If the content is only in the caption, I will hide your reel so fast

The Buckley’s slogan has lived in my mind rent free since time immemorial. I tried it for the first time today oh god I was not prepared

We’re Suing ICE for its $2 Million Spyware Contract 404 Media has filed a lawsuit against ICE for access to its contract with Paragon, a company that sells powerful spyware for breaking into phones and accessing encrypted messaging apps.

we're suing ICE, and your support makes this fight possible:
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I know it’s taught to be nice, but it feels nice when ChatGPT tells me I asked a good question 🥺

H&M coming in with hot takes on the 3 genders

I just want someone to love me like Mina Harker loves train schedules
#draculadaily #dailydracula

On the bright side, when I get 10 of those in my LinkedIn inbox I feel intellectually and morally superior

I unironically love using chatGPT because I can outsource the things I don’t want to waste my energy on. But if I get one more « your profile really stood out—your years of experience are truly commendable! » I’m gonna cry

You remember when Twilight was the bad fandom because it had questionable messages about relationships and a poor depiction of a real-life culture and now it’s the morally correct thing to be nostalgic about? Guys, you can choose neither…

Your spam folder is your responsibility

“Wrong tribe” is the correct answer to “can you turn into a bird and fly us out of here?”
#startrekvoyager #lostcomedicgold

At some point you became the nasty voice inside my brain. The hyper-critical coward. The mad woman in the attic. I can’t wish you well because you stopped being real.

Inner peace is having an auto-petter and petter your barn animals anyway because I didn’t move into Stardew Valley to make it another capitalist hellhole.

#stardewvalley #InThisHouseWePetOurCows #thegreatescape

This person's mom said she wouldn't cry at her funeral, and the audience cared more about ~ how pretty she'd be with "normal" hair ~

*cough* @sjraphael.bsky.social *cough*

'90s talkshow culture was telling "alternative" teenagers they were ugly and needed to look attractive to random audience members, but if they attracted any boys they'd die of AIDS. Millennials actually turned out amazing given the TV we watched in our formative years.

Sitting here trying to make my relaxation time more productive and wondering why I feel permanently burnt out 🫠

No
#IDontLikePastaThatMuchAnyway

I disassembled a pasta machine for cleaning.
Did I take a teardown video?
No.
Okay, but was I smart enough to take process pictures?
Also no.
Okay, but did I at least skip cracking open an alcoholic beverage until it was reassembled?
I'll get back to you on that.
#diy #sofun #soeasy #pasta<3

I love it when my friends tell me I have cool friends. Why, thank you, I hand-picked them myself.

Critical support & solidarity with Adrian Andrew Martinez, the brave young man who put his body on the line to defend his neighbors & is now being held at the fed detention center downtown

May we all be willing to stand up in the face of these fascists & defend our neighbors🖤🫡

I saw Sir Patrick Stewart’s Soliloquy on B when I was about 14 and had the overwhelmingly humbling thought that his acting on that sketch was better than anything I’d ever do in my life. I just found out he lists that sketch as one of his proudest moments. I find that incredibly endearing.

European Citizens' Initiative Give your support !

👋EU people: There's a citizen petition calling on the EU to ban "conversion therapy" to "cure" LGBTQ+ folks, a process people who've experienced it describe as "torture".

It needs about 5x its current votes to be considered but is especially in need of voters from: Spain, Ireland, Slovenia, Belgium

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#momlife #transferableskills #businessfactory

I just thoroughly enjoyed Behind Her Eyes. I would also like it on record that I called it.
#scifi #lowkeyhorror #bingewatch

A brief review of wearing press-on nails for the first time:
Clack, clack, clack, clack. Oh, no, oh, no. Ouch. Phew. Clack, clack, clack.
#beautyiscomplicated #iregretwearingleggings #clack