Victor Ducedre

If your book opens with a map or a floor plan, you're in for a good read.

I never knew the Antarctic used to be so green. Stupid climate change.

Also maybe The Reef Tour of the King

Had a little idea for a nautical fantasy trilogy. Titles
The Yellow Ship of the Thing;
The Toot Hours;
No Returns, All Sails Final

Widescreen was a much better innovation than tallscreen

Tab dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Certainly you're entitled to try to earn something for your online efforts, but this sort of thing is misleading, and won't foster a trusted business relationship.

How about just saying "sign up and get this thing"? At least it's honest.

Unpopular(?) opinion: If you're offering something for free (recipe, e-book, etc.) but you need our email first, then you're not offering a freebie; you're bribing us to boost your mailing list numbers.

Given how much of our online selves are tied to our email, it's not even a fair trade.

Yes, I joust. And don't call me Shirley

Every produce guide: Store potatoes in a dark place, away from your onions.

Every grocery store: Let's put the potatoes under these bright lights, right next to the onions.

Toronto as well. The number of times I've been almost taken out by a turning car looking left for oncoming cars and not right for oncoming pedestrians...

Maybe I can finally finish Lemmings

As someone who used Amigas for over a decade (before modernising to Linux) this may be the nostalgia rabbit hole I didn't know I wanted

Now would be an ideal time to drop your Paramount+ subscription and start donating it to PBS.

The creator of Sloppy Joes could've chosen a different bun but didn't, suggesting that messy food was their intent and priority.

I remember when they used to put ads in the buses and subway cars, in space that is now sitting mostly empty. Why not re-implement that before imposing "new" ideas on commuters?

Talking Heads meet Max Headroom

Lots of people have a problem with 'moist' but 'moisturize' gets a pass, for no reason I can think of

But also yard is where the gnome is

Clark Kent has to find a *really* private spot any time he needs to clean his glasses

And I'm never gonna 'peep' a recipe

Longtime owner of beloved music venue Grossman's Tavern dies | CBC News Sam Louie, the longtime owner of legendary music venue Grossman's Tavern, died earlier this month at 94 years old.

As a long-time Grossman's patron, I'm saddened by the news. Thanks for all you've given to the Toronto music community. Long live Grossman's Tavern

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I had the thought yesterday that if Canada switched our communications to french the Americans might leave us alone because it’s too much effort to find out what we’re talking about.

The existence of the Big Bopper implies there's a Little Bopper... and omg I did not need to start that whole thought process why did you do this to me you stupid brain?

What happens after too much Heardles:

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Kanye Twitty"

The world weighs heavy on my mind
So I drink some records and I listen to some wine
I wave at the neighbours as I dance around so high
Then I put some clothes on so they know I’m kinda shy RS

Expecting me to be more outgoing just cause I'm on the shiny new social?

It's like you don't even know me

As kids, we accept a little pig that eats roast beef, without question. Questions like: Why wasn't there enough for the fourth pig? Did the first pig make a list before going to market? Did they even hear of vegetables?

I blame them for my poor household management skills.

From check engine to engine cheque

And you could also be in her dms. Tell her about the salt