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Thoughts of Fannie Fox today. Not in the spank bank kinda way. Not yet at least.

10.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m positing a new theory that the hyper over evaluation of Tesla is some sort of findom mass hallucination. Not kink shaming. Just searching for answers. Though first search is to see if I used positing right.

10.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

<unpacks heaven go-bag> guess I can cancel my rock gym membership too.

10.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct. We must bury him in money to keep him from escaping.

10.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such genius deserves more money. Find the genius more money!

10.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

<entire loss of focus>

09.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My new headphones are not sparking joy.

09.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EARS: Collagen Your Body Craves!

09.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy do you hate America?” β€œWhy do you pretend to love America?” Rinse, repeat.

09.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, yes. The days when trolling did not have international or macroeconomic effects.

09.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As part of the class of people who were forced to give up perfectly good beer money to someone with a typewriter, I’m prepared to reply guy flame you with the heat of all suns formed before word processors. 😁

08.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My god may still be back in the old country.

07.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mighty castles from little turrets grow.

07.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OTOH, commit to the dick energy

07.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My fly is open?

07.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RAGBRAI

06.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goals

06.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To get back to the warning that I've received, you may take with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown hyaluronic acid that is circulating around us, is specifically not too good. It's suggested that you do stay away from that; of course, it's your own trip, so, be my guest.

06.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or sexualize car crashes

05.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like your band name

05.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This email could have been handled in a meating.

04.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy new impalement day

04.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They say a sneeze is like an orgasm. I’m guessing in that no one is much interested and slightly repelled at my doing either.

03.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Correct. If you’re not vexed enough to muster up a β€˜dangnabbit’, just hold your wind.

03.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apple cider vinegar shrinks jumbo packets

03.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those that walk away from Sdlanodcm.

03.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou need to stop thinking like a human.” Customer wants me to solve their issue. I’m seeking to assimilate them.

03.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CBS walked back Weiss’ comments to appearing to give in to the wrong, under-funded mob.

03.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trailer Court Synod Thrice Removed

01.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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