Sclurp

The Vayder Swift team doing copyright strikes on YouTube videos critiquing her latest album is so petty.

Get the HELL AWAY FROM MEEE. AAAHHHHH!!!

I'm only getting one joy con running out of battery 50% faster than the other. So a whole other issue 😅

Soho has mostly been frozen yoghurt, overpriced coffee, and restaurants for years now. Even G-A-Y is gone. You hardly ever see sex workers in the alleys. Bit late to it, I think.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

So lovely to hear from them about this and not to get one sorry. But to have it worded like I'm being given a stern talking to.

Just go!
I do solo trips. It's a lil treat for *me*

Wanna chat to me on Discord about it? Also try having a look at the Hemmingway app if you like. Last time I checked it wasn't an Ai cesspit. Handy tool!

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Come get your petroleum and a lil pat on the butt x

Get in eeere
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(Disclaimer: the DLC packs I've been given, were provided by the developers via Keymailer.)

The Pump N Dump reopens tomorrow, when we jump back into Gas Station Simulator, helping Ruby turn our new RV Camp into the best resort in the world!
Streaming: Mon 29th, at 19:30pm Bri'ish time, innit.
(Link below)

When I get a 'Do not reply' ad in my emails from a company I didn't ask for communications from, I like to just send a lil reply. 😌

That's a bit much. Deary me

Going back to an RPG months later? Oh dear...

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Building a Martian Theme Park in Mars Attracts!
& some No I'm Not A Human, later maybe!

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I didn't make it last time. So it's Attempt #2 time!
Streaming tonight at 8pm UK time.

Let's actually survive, No I'm Not A Human!

Thats great!

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Well they're probably gonna do season 2 of the show?

YouTube video by Sclurp They're trying to get in my house! #NoImNotAHuman | An incredible indie horror

Check out my reaction to the demo here and follow the link in the short to the playthrough if you want to see more:
youtube.com/shorts/3piGK...

Highly recommend trying to the demo to
No, I'm Not A Human, by @trioskaz.bsky.social
(Not an ad, just my recommendation)

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Streaming tomorrow at:
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I have been looking forward to this one SO MUCH.
Excited to dive into it tomorrow (7:15pm Bri'ish time).

Find my links below. Hope you can make it! And remember, if someone asks if you're alone in the house, say NO.
@trioskaz.bsky.social #NoImNotAHuman #IndieHorror

It's Se7en

Looking forward to being a muddy lil guy and slip sliding around on my tummy. And then afterwards, trying out the TLC update!

I didn't pay anywhere near that thankfully 🙏

Not a crumb for Mario Kart World. Ooft.

And they charge people for Pokémon Home. Deary me

One day I wanna be someone's lil toad who drinks out of the teapot instead of his cup.

There's some unicorns in Monster Hunter you could take down 🤓