⚫️ #CancelRent

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ive never been more jealous than yesterday when my buddy posted a selfie with a 3lbs chicken-of-the-woods that he foraged. it should have been me!!

this rules! Havent heard Serum before but now i’m perusing the Souped Up Records bandcamp 🙇

if i saw the book, or theater advertising a run of The King In Yellow, i would simply not read or view it.

I have a trick for this (da munchies!!!!)

If you want a vision of the future it's a guy who looks like a microwaved Peep in a Kevlar vest.

Northern Cardinals are among my favorite birds--males and females. And I especially enjoy capturing one in flight! 🥰🥰🥰 #Cardinal #CentralPark #birding

Upgrading Rosary to Rosary (2) in the arkham horror card game

i did this just yesterday, in fact

FACT: The American Century of Humiliation should have started when I was closer to retirement.

dont wanna sound like one of those “doing something needlessly hard is gratifying” (i am, tho), but there’s something gratifying about mixing a jar of regular peanut butter

i’m so SICK of people bringing their FUCK TROPHIES to my FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BAR (Applebees)

trying Massive Darkness 2 because i got it for free, and now i know why people with board game collections buy bulk ziplock bags (it has 80 million types of tokens)

My child needs his doinks!!!

Some parents are forced to drive hours to get the medical cannabis their vulnerable children need. The state’s refusal to support the medical programs forces these parents into a terrible position.

I think we can all agree that this is a very serious issue and also incredibly funny

spent $20!! $20!!! on a economy size thing of store-brand lactaid today. why isn't the dairy industry subsidizing this??? send me a check right now Mr. Dairy. you idiot. you rapscallion.

for one day a year, cows make barking noises like dogs- and everyone hates it

Sim City funding guy, but he's Andrew Cuomo trying to talk tough while namedropping his father.

O.K.

A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata

American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

master engravers took me from 28-30 on 1pt craft immediately before i would have turmoiled during recruit 🐦

they killed my roosts but they couldn't kill my artisan's heart... (also they didn't kill my one mouse roost)

Two diagrams. First, musician on stage: the sound travels, bouncing off floor, ceiling and walls seven ways to reach an audience member. Label: The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. Second, a pigeon on the stage facing away from the audience says "coo", and to goes to the wall and stops there. Label: The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. The reason is a coo sticks.

Diagram helps illustrate the effect.

i dream of a world where i can go to bed at 9 and wake up at 6, and also not have to go to work

i've reached the point where if i stay up past midnight i'm wrekt the next day, which i am actually glad of, however i am now suffering the consequences of that, so it is bad

kyrsten sinema making a cute face while drinking from a straw as she drops a complete idiot hell fucker take on social media

no word of a lie

My trailcam has picked up footage of several well known celebrities on their hands and knees foraging for truffles

Killdeer giving me the side-eye 🪶

#naturephotography #photographer #photography #nature

Andrew Cuomo wants to evict you if you get a raise lmao

you never hear about people receiving vague knowledge of their fate from Oracles any more. and thats the problem with society.

its incredibly frustrating that these fucking dingdongs cant draw the line between the neoliberal policies of the people they advocate for over the last 40 years to where we are today 😩

what if instead of being shitty and hurting people we were kind and helped people