⚫️ #CancelRent

[eating a stick of DDR5 RAM out of a bag labeled “RAM Crisps”] “what?”

Flat illustration of an American Oystercatcher and their chick standing side-by-side- both extending their wings a bit like it's practice!

my uncle gordon freeman is so bad at keeping in touch. it's never "hi, how are you?" or "how did the organ recital go?", he goes months between texts and they're all like "THE MILITARY HAS ARRIVED TRYING TO ELIMINATE ME + SCIENCE TEAM" or "TRAPPED IN TIME PRISON BY BRITISH (?) PRIME MINISTER (??)"

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind folks that driving faster than me is 2 points, and if your headlights are too bright, summary execution

every day i wish for the end of ai mania and the collapse of the economy

without exaggerating:

discovering this at the age of 16 and laughing so hard that I had to find out where the photos came from, discovering Something Awful in the process, was arguably more formative towards the person I grew into as an adult than going to college it's in entirety

:unsmith:

also anyone who left NY is apostate

Forgive him Big Spirit of New York, he knows not what he says

This event is insane

I came across the buddha on the road but i didn't kill him because i'm a fucking adult. I had to get to work. I got called in early because someone was on vacation but the scheduler didn't fill their shift. Murder isn't exactly quick, and I can't show up to my job covered in gore. Grow up 🙄

巣の中で眠たそうにしているヤマガラのヒナたち。 Sleepy varied tit chicks in the nest.

Why am I so sleepy today……?

#BirdArt
#気に入っている絵を再掲

Everyone who is unfortunate enough to not live in New York deserves a chance to live in New York

Age verification? sorry, i emerged from my crèche yesterday so i don’t know what that is

is there any state/local municipality type job postings? NY has something like that, i was flirting with it but i’m not quite there yet

euuughgghh

they made admx ingestion in intune much faster… [pointing my tricorder at the screen]… readings say that’s “nice”

less than 20% of americans drink their coffee black. that means i’m part of an elite cadre of drug addicts…

some mornings you wake up and you just have to listen to O Haupt voll Blut und Wonden

it came out fine. but JUST fine!

I fundamentally believe this era is an illusion. The current versions of Codex and Claude Code are costing OpenAI and Anthropic so much money because they’re running at like a negative 150% gross margin. All improvements involve more and more compute. The limits will be sudden and brutal.

今日の道中で見かけたながーい犬とねこ

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

The steamy insides of a slowcooker, slowcooking cubed tofu in a brown sauce

it’s happening….

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you are self-inflicting yourself with ai psychosis. it's not too late to take a step back and re-evaluate your life, friend

lol these dorks are all driving themselves crazy

お疲れさまでsparrow🪶
#sparrows
#スズメ

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