Mary

Looks like a hockey mask

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

. Gov accounts getting blocked by a Dr Manhattan with a fat ass

I made this meme for all of you.

You know what to do.

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

MEDIA ADVISORY: Governor Abbott To Announce Public Safety Initiative In Houston AUSTIN — Tomorrow, Wednesday, October 1 in Houston, Governor Greg Abbott will announce a new public safety initiative to combat violent crime and protect Texans. The Governor will be joined by Texas Department of Public Safety Colonel Freeman Martin, Houston Crime Stoppers Senior Director of Programs and Special Projects Sydney Zuiker, Houston Police Officers Union Executive Director Ray Hunt, and other state and local officials. WHO: Governor Abbott WHAT: Press conference WHEN: Wednesday, October 1 at 2:00 PM Media setup begins at 1:30 PM WHERE: DPS Southeast Texas Regional Headquarters 12230 West Rd. Houston, Texas 77065

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I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

Of course they would find a way to blame women.

his father was unavailable for comment

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

A chunky orange cat is sitting in with his stomach hanging out

Hamilton is my nurse cat

I know!! 😭

16 year old kid sitting in front of window showing a skyline

Sitting outside eating a waffle cone

Celebrating the kid’s 16th birthday with a fancy hotel staycation

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme

Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,

Benson Boone is off brand Harry Styles

Mountain and valley

Glacier National Park today and I still can’t believe I was there

SO. MANY. BISON

Drinking a Huckleberry Hefe on Flathead lake.

Backyard in Montana, mountain in background

Hello, Montana 😍 There’s a mountain in my backyard!

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

There are currently 11 federal holidays

Don’t engage just block!

JD joining Bluesky just to write anti-trans posts while the admin prepares to bomb a major Middle Eastern power just tells us all he's not in the room where it happens.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

press conference about banning THC

POV you live in texas and the people running your state don't understand climate change and are very scared of snacks

motherfucker i will take every vaccine i can get if you dipshits open smallpox or polio up again I'll get it that. i love getting rabies shots. gimme all of it.