Colloween

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The Late Walk-Ins

Invisible net maker. I'd show you my work but..

I wonder if he'd feel cheated if the woman he was messaging was doing the same thing...

We got our monthly Tesco delivery yesterday 😭

Oo-er missus

You must have chicken Tom Yum tomorrow and tell me your opinion
(I'm confident it will be a good opinion)

Would eat, tbh

No jokes this time, very much approved 👌

Yassss

TV in the 70s was pretty cool, if you ignore the casual racism, homophobia and misogyny. To be fair that was mostly the comedies

You can't get any cooler than prime Tony Curtis and Roger Moore though

YouTube video by The1970sChannel The Protectors - TV Intro & End Titles

Special shoutout to this one, with the vocal version at the end

Wrong

She deserved it

🎵when I'm making toasties🎵

I use a George Foreman for toasties 🙌

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Thought that said 'gender gloves'

A dedication page to a book. The page says "To my family. Please don't read this."

my bluesky

Being unable to function properly for months on end then suddenly becoming passionate about something and throwing myself wholeheartedly into it

Wait, this is a neurodivergent trait, isn't it? 😔

Maybe she deserved it? Don't judge too quickly

He was indeed a hot guy

Unsolicited Hicks pic

If Mr Pip was in a western he'd be known as an ornery cuss

10/10 would monch

That Lithuania result may cost you though

Oooh!

Genuinely surprised by that result

Someone has spotted a market in gullible racists

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Forgot Scotland were playing last night; level on points with Denmark after 3 games?

Oh no