Col is going to Fuck Up 2026

Haven't they done that before?

For context: the first pint I bought was 37p 🙌

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Never understood the logic of promising to cut the price of a pint by 5 or 10p to gain votes. That might have worked when I was young and a pint was 50p but the price varies *wildly* nowadays, depending on where you go. I guess people (men) are idiots and easily duped

One for former Scottish Indy twitter folks: who is Paul referring to?
You have one guess because you'll only need one

Hahaha, that is the man in a nutshell

Thing is, I truly believe there is a decent person there but he's so rigid in his belief systems that compromise is regarded as defeat

The staunchest Lab Brit during the Indy campaign, regularly blowing a gasket over minor issues

Some people come from Twitter to Bluesky and decide they're going to do things differently but not our Duncy Hothers, oh no, not him

I'd happily see anyone involved in this Ramsay Boltoned. Another example of the rich knowing that laws don't apply to them

Yes

An IQ quiz graphic with a score of 140 and the word 'gifted' below it

In case any of you think my posts are stupid, the internet says I am gifted so you're wrong

Filling out your details and work history then being asked to upload a CV fills me with a violent rage

No spoilers but the last episode 😱

It's just non stop gags

a man in a suit and tie is cutting a piece of meat with a knife in a box . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is cutting a piece of meat with a knife in a box .

PSA: Top Secret, one of the greatest comedies ever, is coming to Netflix on Thursday 🙌

Gonna make a wild statement and claim that Hearts would definitely win this league if they had Motherwells manager rather than McInnes

Cheers man!

Ah right, makes sense I suppose

Has CelticGoals deactivated? #celticfc

Shout out to the bus driver who drove past 4 of us at the stop (because apparently it doesn't stop there on a Saturday) and despite us running to the next stop, left when we were about 3 metres from the bus. Only to come to a halt at a red light, 1 metre away. Hope yer next shite is a hedgehog, hen

Woot woot

A football betting slip showing 4 games, 3 of which are currently favourable

If Augsburg score I will gladly cash out

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

I will make myself available as a witness, should it come to it
#NotAGrass

Major drama between a traffic warden and a driver on Ingram Street just there
#SmokeBreakPopcorn

You mean it's not?

Saw a guy win the internet just there. Good for him

Do you know who else is a scowling void of pure nothingness? Melania Tru- no wait

I wrote a sitcom pilot set on a Scottish island and one scene involved a stag party of locals going to 'the city'. Their Glaswegian incomer friend kicked off because it was Oban