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Is it just the mosques or will all the churches that are now Spoons branches be forced to go back to only serving communion wine?

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

You wonder if anyone's even watched the film. Two minutes in and he shouts "Fk the Queen!" at his MBE ceremony.

The nature of his particular condition is to say the least appropriate thing at the time, no matter what the thing or the time is.

Thought Arthur looked decent in his cameo yesterday. Seems like our best option.

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutTheNose

Yes, sir, I can booger

Hey Siri, give me a summary of the BBC’s editorial policy

The good news, of a sort, is that AI will likely never get so smart that it meaningfully, or even efficiently, replaces human labour, much less art or science, or human connection. The pathway toward AI being a “reliable, profitable and scalable” replacement for human beings is very narrow, and that path vanishes to micron-width once, say, the global economy shutters tens of millions of jobs while quadrupling the price of every component necessary for AI companies to keep making the tiny, marginal gains it needs merely to maintain its current level of cataclysmic unprofitability. The bad news is that this means very little when a $700bn hype machine is currently telling every CEO on earth that their magical spellcheck technology means that they should sack tens of millions of employees while raising the price of every microchip on the planet. A hype machine staffed by avaricious tech companies and the sensible former politicians they employ. A hype machine giddily swallowed by governments and companies and journalists as they present themselves to Silicon Valley’s wallet inspectors, time and time again.

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I see Bedouin Rodgers is settling in well.

Britain is never going to have a serious conversation about the fact that one of the queen's final acts in life was to knowingly spend millions protecting one of Jeffrey Epstein's top collaborators just because he was mummy's favourite special boy.

She was a cruel, out of touch piece of shit.

As examples of reverse nominative determinism go, he's hard to beat.
Has a good game in him once in a while but always has a game-chucking brainfart in him too.

How much did it cost you?

Officially in the “rants-of-too-many-characters-to-post” stage of grief..

Got to be in the running for our worst-ever signing. Chased him for what, three transfer windows, the paid wildly over the odds with deadline day approaching. Heads should roll for that signing alone.

Balikwisha as well. None of them able to get off the bench ahead a 100-year-old James Forrest.

No.

FT 2-1 Hibs. Idiotic moment from Trusty and some poor refereeing and MON's magic dust finally runs out.

Ffs. 2-1 Hibs.

Aye.

Reverse voodoo. My bets never come up, ergo the Huns will have to find 3 goals without a helping hand from the ref.

Stuck a couple of quid on it. Buying money.

2 0 Livi!

Nygren with a point blank hsader from an excellent KT cross. So good at getting into scoring positions.

Yang is, to put it mildly, an enigma. Does brilliantly to create space for himself in the box then hoofs the cross/shot?! Into the stratosphere.

Will be carried out in a Sedan chair and placed on the goal-line in time for kick-off. My thoughts are with the Sedan chair wallahs at this difficult time.

"If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money."

— Anat Shenker-Osorio

Working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It's on the way!!! President DJT

Healthcare in Greenland is publicly funded, free at the point of use, and despite geographical challenges considered very good.

Healthcare costs in the USA are extortionate and responsible for 60% of all US bankruptcies.

So maybe Denmark should be sending hospital ships the other way.

And hobbits had their own phone boxes.

Hahaha ffs this is why Scottish Championship is top Friday viewing

Thrashing around in agony in a puddle of his own shite, with any luck.