StefMcDef

Nothing repeats on you quite like the whisky you had at the tail end of a sesh, so well worthy of the "you will be visited" tagline.

You will be visited by three spirits:

Have never, in a lifetime of watching football, seen a manager using one on the bench. Knew right away it would have the fuck memed out of it, and lo and behold...
Probably the same info they have on iPads etc but the "toy" nature of the board made it ripe for having the pish ripped out of it.

[TWO PINTS OF BEER are on a pub bar, one is PERONI and one is a brown Christmas-themed beer] 1 PERONI: Hello there CHRISTMAS BEER: Hello Peroni 2 PERONI: So nice to have someone new on the lineup! And you are…? 3 CHRISTMAS BEER: You know who I am, Peroni. 4 CHRISTMAS BEER: I am Brown Christmas Liquid. I come back each year. 5 CHRISTMAS BEER: Every time with a new name, and a new horrible ingredient. Last year I was Reindeer Stomper. This year I am... Cheeky Elf. 6 PERONI: Oh god You were on the bar for two months and… CHRISTMAS BEER: Three pints sold, aye. 7 CHRISTMAS BEER: I’m a seasonal blend of cinnamon, ginger, cloves, orange peel, nutmeg and this year, for reasons of late-capitalist sadism, vanilla. 8 CHRISTMAS BEER: My name is Cheeky Elf, I taste of jam, and I want to d*e. 9 PERONI: Well somebody’s trying you CHRISTMAS BEER: Poor bastard [A hand comes down to lift CHRISTMAS BEER to sip the pint] 10 [CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene] 11 [CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene] 12 [CHRISTMAS BEER gets put back on the bar ] PERSON [who just drank CHRISTMAS BEER]: Oh my god CHEEKY ELF: SEE? [Ends]

(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)

#TypesOfPastryInASongOrMovie
Seven bridies for seven brothers.

Baby, it's coldsores outside...

The club party should have been made to walk home from that fixture. An disgrase.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

What we need here is a strongly worded statement from the PM and the Culture Secretary defending the rights of foreign hooligans to come to games in the UK and fuck shit up. That's how this goes, right?

I concur. Might as well rub it on your bunions for all the good it'll do.

Slainte!

The only good thing about having a cold is that it's an excuse to knock up a hot toddy. You're not allowed to have one when you're well.

(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body

Excited to be helping organise a charity Race Night on Friday 27 March 2026 in the Celtic Sports Bar, Celtic Park.

If you’d like to come along, buy a horse, or sponsor a race, just get in touch!

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Scottish Labour MP Joani Reid said: "What happened to Sandie Peggie was a disgrace. "Harassment enabled by an NHS culture warped by ideology and fostered by a Scottish Government that has let this virus spread through our institutions. "Those in NHS Fife who played any part in this cannot stay in post. They're a risk to public trust and patient safety. They must go."

I am every bit as worried about this as I am about e.g. the terrifying allegation that the police unlawfully discriminated against fascist football hooligans by banning them from a match, and indeed any other absolutely insane shit that our crackpot MPs keep telling our abysmal media outlets.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a curtain with a sign that says party music on it . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a curtain with a sign that says party music on it .

#OilsAndFatsInASongOrMovie

Dream Blubber

Clancy is a disgrace of a referee. Bends over backwards for them.

Cheating cunts. Butland wipes out a Killie player clear through on goal. Not even a foul.

Keeper will have nightmares watching that replay.

Just installed an all-singing all-dancing new telly. Killie v Huns the curtain raiser. If the Huns don't get pumped it's going back to the shop.

The winner.

Ruth Wilson is great in it as well.

Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

They as in Brazil and Morocco?

Group of Death strikes again.

BOYCOTT EUROVISION With photo of a destroyed car and buildings in Gaza Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

As Israel have been allowed to compete in Eurovision 2026, the UK must follow in the footsteps of Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and the Netherlands and boycott the competition.

The world's largest live music event cannot be used to whitewash Israel's ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Utd 1-0 Huns

Has this been confirmed anywhere?

Fal Kirk
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