StefMcDef

he had a face like a house of commons vote - eyes to the right, nose to the left

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The Merguez of King George

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The Lornemower Man

Dear MNM,

Reform lost last night. Plaid won.
This fact should be reflected in your news coverage over the coming days.

Sincerely,

Everyone

Just seen that third for Brann on the highlights. 😆
Surely one of tomorrow's papers has to go with the headline…
NOAH SURRENDER

Send all the emails you like, Celtic, I'm no' buying the DVD

It's on top of the Rangers.

2-1 going on 7-1. Hope we can take some momentum from it. Encouraging performances from Tounetki, Donovan in particular and another 90 minute shift from KT.

Squandered some amount of chances this evening, but at least we're creating them.

Cowp de Graz, even.

As I was saying...

Great finish from Scales. Should be keeping Nygren behind after training to show him how it's done.

Playing with a bit more tempo and penetrative now but that was a ridiculous sitter for Nygren to miss.

AJ aff. If he wasn't ready why risk it?

Not unlike the Braga goal.

Kelechi aff, Kenny on after 5 minutes. FFS.

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

Arsy Noyse

United States, Census, 1940

Why is a Labour Home Secretary perpetuating this myth in The Sun?

Asylum applications in the UK are significantly below the average for all European countries. The only person helped by spreading this falsehood is Nigel Farage

Spain is full! Stop the Jet2 Flights!

If you're listing journeyman Estonian goalkeepers, it's Poomscrolling

Well, well, well.
It seems that all the usual suspects were wrong all along. Imagine that, imagined antisemitism used as a weapon.
This shit completely undermines real, unimagined antisemitism and causes problems for our peaceful Jewish communities.

To be absolutely clear, it is impossible to vote for a party that cannot bring itself to unequivocally defend the rights of people living and working legally in this country. Because arbitrary removal of legal rights, or sudden varying of terms, for some is ultimately a threat to everyone.

Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?

When managers start taking snidey digs at their players in post match press conferences, they're usually well into their death spiral at a club. When does that ever end well? Been shite since the turn of the year. Hasn't laid a glove on the worst Huns sides in decades. Wake up and smell the mince.

It should be put to him that his Honda Civic is up against a field of bogeys, Sinclair C5s, milk floats and various shades of pony'n'trap and he's some way from making pole position, the arrogant, cheeky James Hunt.

Is that the guy that reckoned you can grow concrete?

I can only assume they’re frantically bullshitting here, because every football fan in the country knows very well this is drivel

Can we add performance cars to the lengthening list of things Brendan Rodgers hasn't got a fkn clue about?

Imagine how bad at politics you'd have to be to expend a single ounce of political capital on this. Mental.