Flapjack 🥞

Had to get a new headlight bulb, go thru the carwash, and replace a tire in the past month. We have offloaded so much maintenance onto individuals.

Wham!

Asking the stupid questions now so the flying killbots underestimate our intelligence later

Asking the stupid questions now so the flying killbots underestimate our intelligence later

Searching him and blocking the latest whiners is my digital bubble wrap

Good for her

throw away the key!

when a restaurant you enjoyed cant shut up about tallow all of a sudden 😐

kid about to punch pro-ice kid

Be Okay

My favorite part of coders being like “the code coming out of dubisAI is next level man” is that they think I’m just going to assume they’re talented coders and not the more likely option; idiots who get a pass for their insane spaghetti code because they’re white guys who leverage their authority

No fly list

fantastic research leadership opportunities are opening to me now that there is no research funding

AI can't donate plasma

These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”

Ireland announces scheme to provide basic income for artists The Basic Income for Artists (BIA) project is believed to be the first permanent one of its kind in the world.

After a trial over the last few years, Ireland has launched a permanent scheme giving a basic income of €325 a week for artists.

2,000 will be eligible, and successful recipients will be chosen at random from applicants, who must be "professional artists" (definition tbc).

JAYLANIA

just trust me... the kind of woman you DO want is the kind that will go to medieval times!

So yeah I talked his ear off and he barely got the free labor request in

Something Mid Is Happening

One of those fizzy lozenges

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

And then just squeeze it real hard

Rapists should be punished.

Lisa Simpson reading the magazine "Non-Threatening Boys," featuring Corey

No, not according to the literature

...and some of our nannies.

are u seeing this shit

its me, im the girl

I wish a girl would do something today

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

If Nixon accounts had been a thing, I would be laughing about it while spending that money