Flapjack 🥞

It's cruel to show me cool international news, when my local news is like, "MMA tournament on Whitehouse lawn set to take place in jello filled pool" and "President declares tariff on Q-tips" And "3rd Marine Expeditionary Force successfully lands at Applebee's in Manhattan, stages push into Queens"

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

The best way to predict the future is to invent it!

Who would have thought this would happen at the place where everyone who hates ads the most went!

But they’re so smooth and so golden

Have you been hacked?

The phrase “I only believe what I see” isn’t true either. Most people believe what they want. No matter what they see.

Hacker news commenter: “The continued popularity of [the 555 timer] chip confuses me. I don't understand why it didn't get forgotten decades ago as microcontrollers became common place”

Life hack for those of us who hate running

Fundamental science makes a great diversion program for people who could do a lot of damage if they put their minds to it

Waking up to fresh coffee and people dehumanizing AI >>>

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Government shutdown
Hegseth is drinking in one of the national parks
Alone in the dark

I really think a lot of people voted for abusers because they’re used to being abused, and it’s the perverse way they feel safe.

This piece is as close to poetry as I'll ever get.

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Is this spearphishing

Back to back emails today:
-Government shutdown disrupts research at this challenging time
-Apply to the 2026 China talent recruitment program!

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Do u want a roundhouse kick to the face from Starla at night. DO YOU

researchers are working intensely at the moment, as any unspent grant funds will go toward tactical face gaiters

this star wars opening crawl sucks

Look

tax filing tip: every un-deducted cent pays for ice underwear

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE

YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS

PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

one of the through-lines of this administration is that it is ideologically pro-rape

Miller Time

Stephen Miller is a school shooter who took control of a country instead

When the moon hits your eye
Like a glue pizza pie
That’s AI