Rob Williams

Someone stated that I post too frequently about the Oxford comma.

I found their comment to be impudent, offensive, and untrue.

It occurs to me that Laura Kuenssberg is in full Donald and Davey Stott mode for that interview.
"Mr. Polanski, we know that you do not like planes, but would you get on one to go and see an important world leader?"
"Yes".
"Riiiight".
(*ticks question off list*)

OK, this is really neat

We can honor Catherine O'Hara through buying, renting, and streaming her filmography over the next few days, so that the revenue is more than the box office receipts for "Melania" on opening weeken--oh, excuse me...

[puts finger to ear]

...okay, yes, I'm being told that's already happened.

Nothing has highlighted just how technically illiterate the senior business management and political classes are right now as the whole AI thing.

Just an entire generation of "leaders" incapable of spotting a bad sales pitch because of some woo woo tech words that sound cool.

This is absolutely fucking stupid. The poor will use AI while the rich get real people? Sure, great thinking, so that means the poor will become even less well informed and have greater struggles because AI is a big heap of shit. Such unserious people in charge...

Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.

"Fallout", which sounds more like a reason for being arrested than a name

Are they really two separate people though? There surely can't be that many utterly ridiculous people in one administration... Can there?!

Yep, and I couldn't be prouder 😊

Yep, we don't just deserv it, we enjoy it 😎

I don't wish the BBC to seem *overly* reliant on the truth as LAID OUT BEFORE US ALL in video evidence, of course. I respect their determination to present both sides of an argument. But Grandpa Mindfuck and his fascist goons aren't on sodding Question Time, are they? See it, say it, fuck 'em.

Fucking hell. It's all a lot isn't it.

Yes, definitely needed it and definitely didn't need to see a public execution, so thanks for sharing 👍

Mnemonic   Thirty days hath September, April, June and November. Unless a leap year is its fate, February hath twenty-eight. All the rest hath three days more, excepting January, which hath six thousand, one hundred and eighty-four. Brian Bilston

Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.

No, not at all. But I'm not proud of myself. Well, not very... 😎

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand

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I'm sorry

I hate zscaler with a passion

Awesome, love a bit of destruction of invasive species!

Woo, brilliant news! I'll be up for helping in any way I can 👍

You know, Andrew-- wait, I've forgotten his second name already

discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body

Three posts from Ian's thread including the first, one that just says "(Sorry)" and the most recent

I didn't watch it, but I like to think that Bluesky has summed it up nicely for me with these posts... 😊

HOUSE OF COMMONS LONDON SWIA OAA Nigel Farage MP House of Commons London SW1A OAA 13 January 2026 Mr Farge, Visiting Bermondsey and Old Southwark I am writing following your public engagement on 7th January in London Bridge, which is in my constituency: Bermondsey and Old Southwark. I appreciate you are unfamiliar with constituency requirements given your inattention to Clacton since being elected. But given you have spent three decades in and around Parliament, you should be aware that established protocol requires any MP conducting official business in another Member's constituency to notify the relevant Member in advance. You failed to follow parliamentary protocol on this matter last week. As someone who has so desperately attempted to be in Westminster for such a long time, I hope you are capable of learning and adhering to procedures, although I won't hold my breath. Given you have described our capital city as 'crime-ridden' and 'unsafe' it must have been very difficult for you to pluck up the courage to book a venue in the centre of the capital for your event to promote yet another Tory defect in your ranks. But please do conform to the rules should you ever come back. Your preference for spending time in London rather than Clacton (which is your constituency by the way), demonstrates the typically deceitful nature of your attacks on our capital. Deep down, you agree with me and the millions of UK and international visitors every year, that London remains our greatest city and well worth spending time in! I would say I look forward to your next visit to the best constituency, in the best city, in the best country on the planet, but unlike you and the former Tories who riddle your party, I am not comfortable spouting untruths. Sincerely, Neil Neil Coyle MP

Neil Coyle MP has written a brutal takedown letter to Nigel Farage for his breach of parliamentary protocol, because Farage visited Coyle's London constituency without notifying him. 10/10 no notes.
(H/T @simonpegg.bsky.social)

And of course Greenland's attitude to Trump is the same as most women's, but usually he doesn't do it in public where other women can try to protect his victim

As long as it's not Mumford and Sons you're both alright by me

Taking anthropomorphising to its logical conclusion... Only the female deodorants can produce offspring?

Trump looking out of a window.

Janey Godley holding her Trump is a Cunt sign.

Great description. I could only think of a single word, beginning with c and ending with unts

"If we could have a nurse please, to the tunnel of goats"