Jack Schitt

People love it!

I’m a bit of a prude in that I love chili dogs but only with real shredded cheese. If all they got is that liquid gooze I gotta pile on onions or something.

I’m imagining her in there naked rolling around in piles of yarn….

Wait….

*new fantasy just unlocked

I’m glad everyone knows I mean yarn. Thanks Autocorrect for thinking you know what I really mean.

The chili cheese smothers the spice. Coats the lining of the intestines. It’s the best medicine.

If ace hardware ever goes out of business my garage is just gonna be stacks full of fasteners and fittings. Paint brushes etc

She’s up to something!

My wife has been buying so much yard from Joann’s before it closes and sticking it in the shed.

Then she disappears in there “organizing” for hours.
What she do in there?

Woke up to a broke twitter. Popped in over here just in time to see a new main character.

I call myself ginger all the time. And if I see a dog named ginger I pet them.

I’ve actually had worse produce from a pick up at the grocery store.

Makin bacon pancakes!

I’m using this as the technicality to continue to say my catch phrase.

This isn’t a standard hot dog and clearly a case of user error.

Hope your butthole recovers quickly.

Guys. Found a place that saves produce from the landfill. They delivered 25 pounds for $15. If you go and pick it up it’s 75 pounds for $15. Went through it. There was 1 bad tomato and and 10 bad mini peppers. The rest is perfect.

Guys. I just got out of bed. Not sure if you all have been following the DM issues on the other site. But now DM’s work but tweets don’t.

Just the funniest way for a site to go down.

Looks like someone finally has been hurt by a gas station hot dog.

I figured this would happen when I saw that at my gas station. Thanks for the heads up.

Cybertruck on Mars city with the words TOTAL RECALL across top

Well, he wanted to go to Mars, so—

Elong thinking he’s this guy when in fact he’s the other guy.

Good times! My Steam account can buy alcohol.

Just farted for so long both my dogs did that head till thing looking at my butt like How is he talking out his back end like that? I’m a sorcerer to them. A great magician!

Just thinking about how I started this game when it was a beta version mod for half-life. Now it’s 25 years later and I have a son who I’m playing the game with. Wasn’t expecting that.

He really liked it. It’s such a perfect formula. Might make a habit of it.

Nom nom nom

Uh oh.

Also I didn’t know you were on Bluesky. Have my mother been watching me post this dumb shit all a long?

The herb.

(catnip)

She’s out of control

Charlie the person at the party that gets high and spends the night peaking through the blinds “Is that the cops?”

Lily on catnip!!