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Chris French

@chrysostomatic.bsky.social

Fiancee, father, unashamed Star Trek obsessive and producer at Talking Book Studios

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"say what you like about nigel farage, but he has a habit of grabbing people's attention!!" squeal reporters. no; he has a habit of grabbing YOUR attention because you are lazy and stupid and bad at your jobs

03.03.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1111    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here.

HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

archive.org/details/2025...

01.02.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11879    ๐Ÿ” 4703    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 226    ๐Ÿ“Œ 224
Huge canvas map of the London Underground in cross stitch

Huge canvas map of the London Underground in cross stitch

Recently a friend gave me the most incredible gift I have ever received. Would you like to see it? OF COURSE.

Here is the tube map... IN CROSS STITCH.

It takes my breath away that anyone could create this, let alone create it for me. She's astonishing.

29.12.2024 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4374    ๐Ÿ” 581    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 177    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80
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๐ŸŽต Simply having a ๐ŸŽถ

17.12.2024 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Newsreader Martyn Lewis is standing indoors in an office, wearing a light blue dress shirt and a striped tie. He holds an open book in one hand, titled 'Martyn Lewis,' with his name and photo visible on the cover. In his other arm, he cradles a black-and-white cat, which looks directly at the camera with an alert expression. The scene is set in a professional office environment, with a desk in the background holding stacked papers, a bottle, and a window with partially drawn blinds. The humorous and charming moment captures both man and cat seemingly 'reading' the book together.

Newsreader Martyn Lewis is standing indoors in an office, wearing a light blue dress shirt and a striped tie. He holds an open book in one hand, titled 'Martyn Lewis,' with his name and photo visible on the cover. In his other arm, he cradles a black-and-white cat, which looks directly at the camera with an alert expression. The scene is set in a professional office environment, with a desk in the background holding stacked papers, a bottle, and a window with partially drawn blinds. The humorous and charming moment captures both man and cat seemingly 'reading' the book together.

RNIB Library have been in the audiobook game for nearly 90 years. While there were many innovations in the recording process, book narrated by cats never really caught on.

(Narrator pictured moments before attacking the photographer.)

26.11.2024 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This shit needs to die a swift and very costly death so that no more idiot tech bros with no actual insight into the publishing industry every try it again. Horrible.

25.11.2024 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bookseller article with the headline "New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone" ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Bookseller article with the headline "New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone" ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.

25.11.2024 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5807    ๐Ÿ” 1063    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 739    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1549

Fuck these awful, awful people.

25.11.2024 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, the 300 Syrian refugees we're hiding under the mixing desk in studio 1 are being a bit noisy while I'm trying to record ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

19.11.2024 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The image is a screenshot of a Facebook comment thread:

Top Comment: A user (name redacted) says, "I'll not give you a penny until you stop bringing illegal immigrants into our country." It has 5 likes and laughing reactions.

RNIB Reply: The Royal National Institute of Blind People (verified with a blue checkmark) replies, "Peter, we're the Royal National Institute of Blind People." It has 5 likes and a heart reaction.

Another User's Reply: Another commenter jokes, "RNIB he clearly needs your help," implying the original commenter misunderstood. It has 4 likes and laughing reactions.

At the bottom, the post shows it has 90 comments, 1K retweets, 14K likes, and 318K engagements. The exchange humorously highlights the misunderstanding.

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook comment thread: Top Comment: A user (name redacted) says, "I'll not give you a penny until you stop bringing illegal immigrants into our country." It has 5 likes and laughing reactions. RNIB Reply: The Royal National Institute of Blind People (verified with a blue checkmark) replies, "Peter, we're the Royal National Institute of Blind People." It has 5 likes and a heart reaction. Another User's Reply: Another commenter jokes, "RNIB he clearly needs your help," implying the original commenter misunderstood. It has 4 likes and laughing reactions. At the bottom, the post shows it has 90 comments, 1K retweets, 14K likes, and 318K engagements. The exchange humorously highlights the misunderstanding.

This RNIB exchange is doing the rounds, now with added alt text!

19.11.2024 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being on bluesky without fighting through a sea of bots and ads made me realize I donโ€™t dislike social media, I disliked not being able to be social on social media

18.11.2024 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14148    ๐Ÿ” 2183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 227    ๐Ÿ“Œ 145
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Loving Arnie!

18.11.2024 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 382    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

18.11.2024 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, it's just lovely scrolling here. It feels just like my Twitter feed used to before it all went to shit. Interesting posts, political posts, funny posts, nerdy posts - and no Nazi posts. Blissful. โค๏ธโ€

18.11.2024 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetzโ€™s face, reading โ€œWhen QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didnโ€™t know this is what they meant.โ€

Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetzโ€™s face, reading โ€œWhen QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didnโ€™t know this is what they meant.โ€

Oh myyy

15.11.2024 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7293    ๐Ÿ” 1230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Weโ€™ve put a lot of work into making Bluesky a healthier social network. This app is designed to give you a choice โ€” in what you want to see, what you donโ€™t want to see, and how you want to interact.

Some tips on how to customize your experience:

14.11.2024 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7592    ๐Ÿ” 2640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 931    ๐Ÿ“Œ 293

What @bsky.app needs is a clearer verification process for organisations and media. Strongly suspect that is what is stopping those big beasts coming here - but if that is provided I can totally see this App eclipsing Twitter for good.

15.11.2024 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5003    ๐Ÿ” 457    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55
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Trump has picked Robert Kennedy jnr to be his health secretary saying:

"He's going to help make America healthy again."

Here's a far from exhaustive list of what RFK believes.

15.11.2024 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1908    ๐Ÿ” 772    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 221    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

Let's hope this works out better...

14.11.2024 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello darlings. Just landed here, thanks for all the follow backs x

14.11.2024 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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