Otto Fernandez

You're in for several treats with this new season

I've gotta give the people something

I'm seeing Barbie tonight! This has been a Bluesky exclusive.

How it feels not having seen Barbie or Oppenheimer yet

Me after watching Top Gun: Maverick

Good movie on the left, the best Mission: Impossible movie (for now) on the right

I watched the first two Mission: Impossible movies for the first time tonight. The 1st one rules, the 2nd one rules at rubbing me the wrong way.

Bluesky is like a social media break room. You don't want to deal with Miranda Sings or the father of Keke Palmer's child, come to Bluesky where you can unwind for a few minutes.

Jackie Chan end credits blooper reel where he tries to be a good dad

Björk on the cover of her album Post. She’s wearing a white top and standing in front of a pink, blue, yellow, and orange collage background. Her black hair is sweeping to the right. She has on a light pink lipstick.

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Oh you thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit? Oh that’s funny cuz THATS FUCKING FUNNY BITCH it’s fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Nnnyeah, nnnyeah… Fuck Fourth of July

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Dead Reckoning Part One trailer gave me goosebumps so it might be time for me to watch the Mission: Impossible movies

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl had to have had influence from Ben Stiller as Chas Tenenbaum in The Royal Tenenbaums

Maturity is no longer asking "what's the move tonight" but instead making your own moves tonight

A while back I Metrocard swiped a guy into the Graham Ave L station then I turned around and bonked my head on a beam. The pain and embarrassment were equal.

I wanna give a special shout out to "Bagman," "Bad Choice Road," and "Something Unforgivable," the final three episodes of Better Call Saul Season 5. Iykyk!

If anyone needs me I'll be losing my mind over how amazing Better Call Saul Season 5 is

POV: You're watching me wait for the people who follow me on Twitter to follow me on Bluesky

Fighting the temptation to say we're all traumabonded from being on Twitter

Maturity is no longer asking "what's the move tonight" but instead making your own moves tonight

Me witnessing the downfall of Twitter

Send this to Elon

Maybe my Better Call Saul thoughts will do crazy numbers on this app