@chipmunk.bsky.social
woman / bacterial host
this is actually so rude I’m never leaving a message anywhere ever again
30.01.2026 23:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im doing oppositional defiance ads, if I see your shit I’m OUT everything is borderline unwatchable even if I’m paying for a subscription im so tired fuck yall
25.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in Canada you fight a line cook out back to order animal style
22.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it has recently been brought to my attention that this is not the same guy
29.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0every time I change birth control it’s like “well the last one was horrible, we don’t know why and I guess we will see what happens with this one”
22.12.2025 06:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guys being dudes @antonioslamsci.bsky.social
22.12.2025 06:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have overcommitted to crocheting and baking this year why am I an enemy to myself
18.12.2025 21:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
18.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 3501 🔁 838 💬 28 📌 20
18.12.2025 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
being conscious at any point this year
18.12.2025 06:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18.12.2025 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
any “news outlet” using “cancer symptoms you shouldn’t ignore” as clickbait are the first to go in the pit
18.12.2025 05:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok
18.12.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not to be christ-y but Hell by streetlight manifesto
18.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0time person of the year as if I need to know about another guy
12.12.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
goodnight
12.12.2025 05:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he can shave parmesan onto my salad but if he looks me in the eyes I’m calling the national guard
12.12.2025 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dying on the hill that secure people don’t desire power over others
12.12.2025 05:12 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
everyone over 50 is getting this im so tired
12.12.2025 05:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not enough women talk about how terrifying pregnancy is like I do not want my organs shuffled like a magicians deck of cards but ok
12.12.2025 01:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't want to know about everything
Fuck off
clapps favorite pears, painted by royal charles steadman, 1924
clapps favorite pears, painted by royal charles steadman, 1924
11.12.2025 23:18 — 👍 51 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0stop telling me that having kids is hard. if the drunkest girl in pajama pants at my highschool could do it 4 times I can probably do it once and be fine
12.12.2025 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
11.12.2025 02:13 — 👍 4236 🔁 987 💬 26 📌 15I would like my job to be the guy at the aquarium who puts on his scuba gear and kisses all the fish goodnight
11.12.2025 04:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0swearing within earshot of your roomba voids the warranty fyi
20.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will no longer be watching white guys eat hot peppers for content the horse is dead
01.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0replacing my vape with a grape harmonica so I can make something of my life
01.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0as soon as we figure out how to make the first 15 seconds of Rasputin into a pill we will be ok
18.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t return my dentists phone call for 3 days and they started following me on Instagram am I cooked
05.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
