Liroku

yet another political compass in which bluesky is superior

It's just the way these guys operate. They don't care. They just make up some lie, and throw it out there, assuming that no one important is gonna call them out, and they'll look like they "won" or some crap.

anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle

Danger Will Robinson

wtf

I couldn't even finish; thought I might barf

(If something goes wrong, bring back the blood!)

Nothing will go wrong!

see but I would actually specifically prefer neighbors who speak a different language

like that would be cool

bet they have some good food I can try

and I can help them with things, which makes me feel good

it would be significantly less cool to live next door to a guy who fucked a couch

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

LMAO but oof

linux is the bane of my existence but using Windows is comically unthinkable

Covid kicked my butt this time around. Arm still a little sore; had a big red spot for days. Told my wife I was Jupiter.

Totally worth it, tho. Five years in, and to my knowledge, I've still never actually gotten covid.

a cartoon of magneto from the x-men animated series ALT: a cartoon of magneto from the x-men animated series

How it feels getting two vaccines at once

I wouldn't mind at all. I personally wouldn't pay $5 for any GTA title, but I'd pay $200 right now for whatever Larian Studios is planning.

I would prefer someone with less AIPAC baggage. The Dems need a public face that has opposed the genocide in Gaza, not someone who defended it. The polls are glaringly obvious on this point.

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

My own personal hell would be if a demon made a list of five reasonable household tasks for me to accomplish, and once i did them i got to heaven.

me: *crying in anguish for eternity*

demon: …just call the cable company. look, I’ll even dial the number for you.

me: *further crying*

Orange cat, sleeping contentedly in ain infant rocker in a sunbeam.

He loves all the baby things. He is also baby.

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

A chunky orange cat curled up peacefully in a small dog bed, while a small dog sits beside it.

The most contented nap ever: the one he takes after stealing the dog's bed.

Cute picture of typical tabby cat sitting in a fabric bowl on the side of a cat tree. One of his hind legs is sticking out of the bowl strangely, but the cat is relaxed and content.

There is nothing wrong with his leg; I promise. He's just weird. He loves his little bowl so much, tho.

Oooo the rare but welcome random Acid Bath mention on social media; always an indication of good taste. Weird coincidence. My son was born this week and his middle name is "Dax" for related reasons.

hi yeh that's me

I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes.

Kinda sad sometimes.

I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.

A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”

Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC

The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…

Pornhub banner with a pride month logo next to a search bar into which is input "2 high agency males going at it"

very bold assumption from a dude who does that much ketamine