The New York times, democracy dies behind their cowardice.

If Austin Matthews is lucky, they'll let him be a kapo in one of the camps they're building.

Move all the Johnsons to Baltimore you say ... Blazing Saddles II, next year in Jerusalem.

At least you have more lands to pick from for your premodern decks.

Congratulations

The del shanon reference dealt me emotional damage.

What's the over/under for maga thinking the Springsteen's song is in their favor?

What is it about baseball that leads people who can't make the pros become dictators?

NPR's Declaration of Independence tweetstorm confuses some National Public Radio marked the Fourth of July by tweeting the entire Declaration of Independence, but it seems some Twitter users didn't recognize what they were reading.

Funny story, about 8 years ago, the writing you tweaked was already called socialist propaganda by his followers.
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DHS: "the shootings will continue until morale improves"

I can't help but think that Trump's obsession with Venezuela has something to do with his faux pas with Fernando Valenzuela.

This shouldn't be needed but

Isn't dershowitz the guy from the Simpsons that can hold 4 billard balls in his mouth?

I hoped I was wrong about Democrats folding after younger lefter politicians had a good week.
It might be easier to convince people it's mad cow disease and not dementia

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The secret of the third way.

It's strange that 69 had the Baltimore vs New York in the Superbowl and world series.

The idea of putting an unqualified Jewish person in charge of a "legacy media" outlet feels like it's being done to stoke antisemetic conspiracy theories

Working on dinner for Rosh Hashuna

Wasn't Pool Hall the first baseman for the Cardinals back in the 00s?

Cracker Barrel was the place that fired a server for giving a homeless person some biscuits with no issues from the masses and had the conservatives up in arms over offering vegetarian sausage. But hey, crackers need representation too.

Innocent call center workers can get jobs at innocent call centers.

There's always getting Kegan-Michael Key to bring back his Obama anger translator to respond.

When will this become a Mandela effect to get the maga folk back on the same page?

The protein puck isn't as dystopian as this one.

Next you'll say "steamed hams" isn't an upstate NY expression.

Working on a mardu deck, any thoughts #mtg #commander

I hope no one serves her garlic bread anymore

It's like the US elected that kid from the Twilight zone that sends people to the cornfield