f-e-l-i-x-t-r-a-n-n-y-w-a-r-e-h-o-u-s-e

the pride and prejudice sing-a-long was so good

the answer is no

yeah im alive but am i living

call me unreasonable but i really really dislike living in a world where "having a mental breakdown" is "not an excuse not to come to work" karl marx pls save me

looking forward to going back to work tomorrow and hearing them say, "why did you not show up for two days? go home and don't come back" and i will say, "why did you make me travel over an hour just to tell me this? could this not have been an email?"

(audibly scoffing at your basic ass music taste) oh how Original. MY favourite songs only exist in my head

Congrats

saw so many fat old men in my ten minutes outside today and do you know how many were wearing crop tops?? NONE OF THEM IT'S A FUCKING TRAVESTY

my hot gender take is that there are not nearly enough fat old men wearing crop tops

they should invent a penis for men

Skeletor rolling a spliff. purple text box at the bottom reads: don't forget to check on your strong friend so they can lie about how they're doing!

Happy Friday

he also likes to vaguely allude to firing people as a way to like. "motivate" us i guess????? it don't work like that babes

yesterday this man accidentally called one of the black guys by the name of a different black guy (who doesn't even work in the same department) and instead of apologising he LAUGHED and then did it like 5 MORE TIMES. LIKE IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE

i may be a washed up idiot with no prospects but at least im not my cringefail boss

pretty!!

as an untrained mental health amateur, i can say with absolute confidence that the best thing you can do for your self esteem is to find someone you hate even more than you

FIT

communism isn't even actually about economy or social policy, it's about getting the ick as soon as your work crush gets promoted to a supervisor role

watching this show is an exercise is disappointment

evil manager also made me put on a neon orange high vi's when anyone with eyes knows orange is NOT my colour!!!!

me at 4 am reading bl manga from 1998 when im supposed to be asleep

sometimes i feel like god is playing a very cruel, very extended prank on me

today i picked up a 5kg box of fresh ginger and the bottom immediately collapsed sending fragments of ginger skittering across the floor

zendaya in this movie is just the worst most evil autistic person you've ever met and im obsessed with her

luca guadagnino: everything is about tennis, except, tennis, which is about sex

i am having the worst fucking day for public transport

drunk straight men love to touch you without permission at the bus stop and then call you weird for asking them not to touch you 🙃

💜

asked for baccy and papers at the corner shop and the guy immediately pulls out the big raw papers without a second thought..didn't know i was that transparent

being in your twenties really is about fucking your back up