Rogue

borat as crocodile dundee

“my knife”

Trans, neurological disorders and brown, triple homicide by the NHS

Not even on any sexy meds like painkillers or hormones either, just fucking beta blockers and antidepressants coz that's all I'm allowed, and they can't even do that right so like what's the fucking point

Would love to take my meds regularly but alas my doctors have other ideas (not signing off on my meds till a week after I run out)

This post was brought to you by the scrolling on the toilet gang

Yeah I got IBS;

I
Better go
Shit

where is the pride flag for those of us who identify as Lesbian Except When It Comes to Fictional Male Characters/Celebrities

like I’d never let a live man touch me but I think about Spock and fox Robin Hood every day of my life

Mastered piano and gooning

So like bill murray mustve had a few days of consecutive days of wanking in groundhog day right?? Like he did everything he could possibly do

Uuggghhh had to deal with the landlady and like 3 tradesman all in one hour, gimme a break mannnn

*does literally anything* phew time for a cheeky zoot 💚

@timedivergence.bsky.social you down to clown???