Beowulf Jones

quite simply one of the most extraordinary novels I’ve ever read. Masterpiece. Broke my heart but filled my soul

UPDATE: Elderly British parents loved the Bad Bunny halftime show. Elderly British mother posits she’s hipper than me because i haven’t seen it (i was working).
Many agree she has a strong case

Cherish is real good

i feel it’s very important you know “True Blue” is my favorite Madonna song

“Wonder Man” reminds me of “Twin Peaks The Return” because both shows cast everyone I’ve ever met in my life except me

Greg Bovino will be reminded he was fired every time he wants a cold drink w 🧊

Happy 20th Birthday, Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!!

Next year, when you’re old enough to drink, we’ll go to Birds

Abolish, prosecute, and fuck (but not literally because they might enjoy that) ICE

i am too

wish my income wasn’t posable

if Rocky Balboa met Sylvester Stallone, he’d treat him humbly and respectfully but not trust or enjoy him.

if Adrian Balboa met Sylvester Stallone, she’d fucking despise him.

Paulie would like Stallone. But Stallone wouldn’t like Paulie at all

he suffered internal bleeding the same way I’m Princess Diana

to Cody from SushiStop who got fired either yesterday or today for giving out free food:

WE LOVE YOU, CODY! You’re a goddamn hero!!

not saying I’m smarter than Quentin Tarantino but Matthew Lillard’s performance in “Twin Peaks: The Return” is some of the best acting I’ve ever seen

it’s ok, Paul Dano. Quentin’s not into my work either

Pitch: “The Happy Evil Dead”

They’re still Evil Dead doing all the Evil Dead stuff but they’re HAPPY.
Living together harmoniously in an intentional community. Giving each other lots of positive reinforcement:
“Damn, Cheryl, that was some good-ass Evil Dead shit you did today. Kudos, I’m inspired!”

when they say “standing on the shoulders of giants”, Steve Cropper is one of the giants they’re talking abt

Rest in power, King

John Mulaney deserves so much credit for not shooting his “Baby J” special in black and white

El Compadre and I have this running joke where each time I go, everything on the menu is $16 more expensive

lived in Hollywood too long because lightning just flashed thru my window, and i thought “prob a dude in a suit on a motorcycle robbed a jewelry store and fired a shot from his gun w a silencer under the purple Michael Mann sky”

47yrs ago today LUKE SPENCER appeared for the first time on “General Hospital” in a scene w his sister Bobbie.

It’s a very big deal

Damn. Tonight’s the night the manager at Norms wants all his employees to know his heart. He’s pouring it out w tales of relationships past and how he’s been hurt

manager at Norms telling me he and his boyfriend broke up for no reason so there’s still a flame there

was walking to work but when i passed the used bookstore, a voice said “there’s something you need in there”, an invisible hand lead me right to this book, and 60 seconds later I was outside again

if even ONE PERSON told me the “Only Murders In The Building” premiere had 28 seconds of Steve Martin handling a Tally-Ho deck on a closeup mat, it wouldn’t have taken me 50 days to watch it

16yr anniversary of the week I got to work one on one in NY w Monty Python’s Terry Jones.

Absolute highlight of my life, so when this popped up in Memories I had to post for posterity

(wish I could photoshop out that shirt I’m wearing, what the hell)

just now putting together the nonfiction band Foxy Shazam from James Gunn’s “Peacemaker” s2 is the fictional band The Mighty Crabjoys from James Gunn’s “Superman”

Heaven sounds cool, but if I go hang out w the hot people at La Poubelle when I die, that’s a really good deal too

today’s NYT Connections was so easy, I’m worried tomorrow’s will be in Old English just to balance things out

Top 2 things I cannot do:

2. maintain my sanity living in fascist America

1. relax in the comfort of my own bed when I know the alarm will go off in a few minutes