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Duke Nukem pose saying that’s a lot of words too bad I’m not reading em

Duke Nukem pose saying that’s a lot of words too bad I’m not reading em

Every post trump makes boils down to

25.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People like you can’t just be happy for others. They could’ve made these games cost $5 and you’d still bitch

24.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is why I mostly stopped giving a shit about what people online complain about. I also enjoy Hazbin Hotel and recognize it has flaws… it’s still one of the few things that brings me joy in this world why should I let some rando online tell me I’m an idiot for enjoying it?

24.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Nintendo and Gamefreak never listen to fans, make it be possible to own older games like FireRed and LeafGreen!”

> Nintendo literally does that

“Lol stupid Nintendo I can emulate that game on my phone”

Like people also bitched about Mario Galaxy games being $60

These are $20 like people wanted.

24.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can believe one of the stars of critically acclaimed masterpiece “A Talking Hedgehog?!?!?” Would put his name to this

23.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You say that but Nintendo still makes Consoles. Like love them or hate them they still make consoles they want to make they aren’t competing with PCs. Nintendo won the Console Wars of the 80s and early 90s and they won by default in the now times.

20.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Drift King has Fallen to the Chicken Jockey. RIP. The funeral will have Vino Humano in his honor.

20.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The official excuse given by the creators isn’t much better. “Vecna wasn’t expecting them to attack him head on” yeah the super intelligent master manipulator and master planner ultra psychic didn’t think they’d try to kill him where he’s weakest…

16.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

Part of it for me is how it shifted tone as the Franchise went on. The first Terminator movie was largely a horror movie with slight action parts. Everything that follows is basically action movie popcorn flicks. But yeah Time Travel is always tricky.

16.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a jet ski

14.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Given who the original reference was for this is darkly hilarious. Look Up BoyinaBand

13.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know this isn’t video brinquedo yet I still feel it’s on the horizon. Also I think there was another Golden Films or Goodtimes Hercules movie you’ve yet to get to. I vaguely remember watching one when I was in middle school like 15 to 18 years ago and liking it. Rewatched it recently and… yikes

12.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are so predictable it hurts like seriously

12.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you mentioned if you like No More Heroes? That’s the main game they make that I know of.

12.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about the most Self Aware “Cassandra of Video Games” you are factually the only person talking about Video Games that actively refers to themselves as “The Cassandra of Video Games”

12.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people Alt: Anakin about to teach the younglings about lightsaber safety.
11.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah I can see that I just think it’s funny that this kinda generic kids movie looking film about a goat that plays basketball had a trailer so mid i keep forgetting it exists. Maybe it’ll do well though Sony Animation seems to get it right more often than not.

10.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A movie by Sony Pictures about a Goat that plays Basketball. Sony Animation’s thought process is interesting. Like K-Pop demon hunters, hate it or love it was a surprise smash hit yet the studio had so little confidence in it they sold it to Netflix but a goat that plays basketball? Peak fiction.

10.02.2026 12:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lyle LYLE TURN ON THE TV THEY CRASHED THE FUCKING CASTLE!

10.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will the Fajitas be Sizzling?

08.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Couldn’t remember if it was you or Sarah and hedged my bet tbh.

07.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You and Sarah’s Bluesky posts about Char from OG Gundam keep making consider watching and getting into Gundam tbh.

07.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hazbin Hotel Season 0 looking tight

07.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It could also just be a bunch of Maga and Boomers reviewing the movie for imaginary internet points

06.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sequels were basically him going “look how hot and amazing my wife is she’s the central piece of all resident evil”

06.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first resident evil movie he made wasn’t that bad and wouldn’t be terrible as a stand alone thing but the following movies were so bad with continuity it makes the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy look like a Vince Gilliam Series.

06.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Truly a sign we must invest $100 trillion dollars into it and ask users to pay a $2100 monthly fee to access Google Disney and Netflix to pay for it

06.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What conspiracy? Have you seen what Israel did to Gaza? Why is it we have to turn our backs to children being murdered and starved in Palestine to beat Trump?

06.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No reforms. Abolishing ICE is the only correct way forward to suggest ICE is capable to reformation is to side with The Secret Police… then again I’m not a fictitious conservative couple so you probably don’t care about my opinion as much as your imaginary friends the Baileys

06.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No New Pictures. Where are you at mentally?

06.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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