Jim will do

White House pushes back on Kremlin claims Trump and Putin agreed to meeting The White House pushed back on Thursday on claims from the Kremlin that a meeting between President Donald Trump and Russia's Vladimir Putin has been agreed to.

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Soon getting his marching orders

Republicans Accidentally Redraw Map of Texas to Make it Rejoin Mexico Plus: The Caption Contest Winner!

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California Democrats Look to Redraw House Map to Counter Texas G.O.P.

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Key sections of the US Constitution deleted from government's website | TechCrunch Internet sleuths say the U.S. Constitution's website is now missing key sections from its website, including a key legal provision relating to habeas corpus, which protects citizens from unlawful dete...

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Govt. Website 'Glitch' Removes Trump's Least Favorite Part of Constitution Trump is trying to take over the Library of Congress, but its website already deleted a part of the Constitution that Trump officials don’t like.

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125-year-old retail brand files Chapter 7 bankruptcy, closes The company had reported that it has "no debt" and then it abruptly closed down without an explanation.

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Donald Trump: Math Dunce His math stupidity is staggering.

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Brazil's Bolsonaro arrested, adding to tensions with Trump Brazil's Supreme Court put former President Jair Bolsonaro under house arrest on Monday ahead of his trial for an alleged coup plot, underscoring the court's resolve despite escalating tariffs and sanctions from U.S. President Donald Trump.

www.reuters.com/world/americ... trumpty dumpty put 50% tariffs on Brazil which makes no sense as we have a trade surplus with Brazil. No sense until you remember what a small petty guy whine bag n chief is

NFL star 'shocked' as Trump names him in sports council flub Philadelphia Eagles running back Saquon Barkley confessed that he was "shocked" to hear his name come out of President Donald Trump's mouth last week. Sports reporter Zach Berman pointed to a Trump fl...

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Trump Taps George Santos to Head Dept. Of Labor Statistics Beltway insiders are calling it one of the most stunning political comebacks in American history.

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Pedos of a feather flock together

Old enough that I don't understand why we do this. We have too many dividers as it is

Life-changing experience at St. Jude shaped Coraliz’s career path This medical laboratory scientist finds inspiration and purpose after cancer treatment.

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St Judes gets high marks from charity watchdogs. Many 'charities' are scams. Always a good idea to check beforehand

Dragnet

It's unconstitutional
The 1st amendment prohibits a national religion. It's unbiblical. Moses gave commandments to Israel not Egypt and that only after they agreed to follow, Jesus gave Sermon on Mount to followers not Pharisees and Paul wrote letters to the churches not Roman Senate.

Ghislaine Maxwell was not a victim, she's a serial child molester who was an "enforcer" for Epstein V Spehar also talks friend Chris Smalls beaten by Israeli military

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I want you -- Beatles
You can't always get what you want -- Stones

Fed Chair Jerome Powell throws Trump under the bus in latest act of defiance Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell said Wednesday he won't reduce interest rates largely due to President Donald Trump's trade war. “Higher tariffs have begun to show through more clearly to price...

Fed Chair Jerome Powell throws Trump under the bus in latest act of defiance

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You know, due to his oopidstay tariffs

Scotland Celebrates Departure of Trump Massive celebrations erupted across the land.

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Take it easy -- Eagles
Why not take all of me -'Willie
Take it easy baby take it as it comes -- Doors

Netanyahu is committing crimes against humanity in Gaza Netanyahu must be tried for his crimes!

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I'm so tired- Beatles
You'd say, I'm putting you on, but this is doing me harm

Trump supporter charged with making threats against U.S. lawmaker Geoffrey Giglio, a Trump supporter who has previously been questioned by at least four federal law enforcement agencies over similar conduct, was charged this week with threatening a member of U.S. Co...

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Obama breaks silence on Trump’s ‘outrageous’ call to prosecute him Office of ex-US president breaks precedent and warns that allegations of attempted ‘coup’ are ‘attempt at distraction’

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Plus according to the SCOTUS he has immunity the 😛

Americans Support Renaming Kennedy Center After E. Jean Carroll “An arts center should not be named after someone who finds blood-red Christmas trees aesthetically pleasing.”

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Trump Offers to End War With Harvard if They Admit him to Freshman Class “Harvard blew their chance to admit Donald J. Trump in 1964, and now they have a chance to fix that,” he declared.

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