Sean Simon

Successful Saugerties Sojourn

Weapons if it took place in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania

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They should make a half-strength Celsius so I can have two in the morning without bouncing off the walls like a super ball

Catch up so you’re ready for movie #3 and we can team up the #DowntonSquad to book an entire theater together

Getting my annual itch to rewatch Silence of the Lambs. Who’s coming over next weekend?

Did you bring your big ass dune imperium box 🙏

Amen buddy. Worst season by a mile.

SOOOOOOO glad to be a hemisphere away rn

4 drinks in and thimkonh about Dana Scully 🤤 🎉 👽 🧪 🥵

Carrie Bradshaw revisiting her old apartment

Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce… You’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation…

I’ve seen The Naked Gun 33 1/3 an estimated 20 times minimum. I’m vibrating with excitement over the prospect of the new one being good.

🤔 so only one thumb up from each of you?

Worth seeing?!

Swing by, meet the kitty

Gofundme dot com slash thots and prayers the musical

I think I’m destined to write the next great American musical… and I may have finally found the perfect story to adapt.

Being a fan of this show feels like being the parent to a child with oppositional defiant disorder

I take no pleasure in reporting I am now tuning into the latest And Just Like That

Is there an upcharge I can pay to get my superhero movies without uncanny and vile CGI infants in them? I’m 0/2 lately and neither film had any warning in its promo I’d have to look at that.

FF:FF: I’m sure there’s concept art for this movie that’s just gorgeous, unfortunately the lifeless sheen of CG muddies this movie visually, and the script read like a ChatGPT summary of the comic series arc. Plotted entirely on empty threats and fake danger.

Avatar 3 looked just brilliant though

Oops! I loved it! A sometimes goofy and simplistic satire on how virality (a real virus or algorithms driven at discord) turn us into a cartoon to further the aims of distant but known powers. Shot with boundless and well-earned confidence and punctuated throughout by thrilling action set pieces.

On my way to see Eddington (2025)

Lives were changed this day #ladygaga

And to think I was about to press play until I read that last message… 😔

People who use these are not pure of heart. Let me peek on the bus! I’m nosy!

Paul is Afraid

As if I’d wait a week to meet Varang, leader of the Fire and ash tribe 🙄

Thursday? 👀 I’ll rally my avatar clan to see who else is going.

Let’s skip Eddington and just watch Beau is Afraid twice 💕